Alfie Chords by Lily Allen

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_ _ _ [G] Oh, how dare he meet my little brother's [C] in his bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should [G] get up cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered [C] cause he's high on THC
I offer him very nice tea, [G] he'd like a cup of tea
I can't [C] even see him cause his room is so smoky
Don't understand [G] no one can watch so much TV
My baby brother [C] Alfie, how I wish that you could [F] see
_ I only [C] stay cause I care, [G] so please can you [C] stop pulling my hair
[F] Now that [C] I've lost my need to swear, [G] please don't despair my [C] dear old friend
Oh Alfie [G] get up it's a brand new day
I just can't sit back and [C] watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because [G] the bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy [C] ass Alfie, please use your brain
I'm sure there's some walls out [G] there that you can go and spray
I'm feeling [C] guiltier for leading you astray
Now how the hell do you ever [G] expect that you'll get laid
When all you do is stay and [C] play in your [F] computer games
I only [C] stay cause I care, [G] so please can you [C] stop pulling my hair
[Fm] Now that [C] I've lost my need to swear, [G] please don't despair [C] my dear old friend
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Oh little brother [G] please refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out so [C] can you stop being a twat
It's funny you and I sit [G] down and have a little chat
And look me in the [C] eyes think of that stupid fitted [F] cat
I only [C] stay cause I care, [G] so please can you [C] stop pulling my hair
[F] Now that I've [C] lost my need to swear, [G] please don't despair _ _ _
Please don't despair _ _ _ _
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