Chords for All Horned Up

_ _ _ _ Well the homecoming queen next door to me [C] just came home [G] from school.
She said my folks ain't [C] home and I'm [G] all alone.
Did you learn me the [D] golden rule?
[G] I said just call me your tutor and show me [C] your tutor.
I'll be more [G] than happy to help.
Yes ma'am I'll be your buddy cause I'm gonna [C] help you study [G] on just how to enjoy yourself.
_ [C] Hey hot young honey, [G] I'm all horned up and here's what I'm gonna do.
[C] I'm all horned up and fit [G] to fuck and I'm gonna fuck you [D] know who.
[Em] So pull off your pants [G] and get ready to dance.
[C] I'm gonna show [G] you how to.
Yeah I'm all horned up and I'm fixing to fuck you but I'm gonna [A] old fashioned fucking [G] on you.
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_ Well the very next day homecoming queen [C] came straight home from school [G] again.
She pulled up in [D] her yard and out of [G] her car came her and [C] two of her [D] girly friends.
[B] She [G] said that show was fun and no one's ever [C] done nothing like that to [G] neither of them.
She said can you [D] do me again and then [C] do both of them.
[G] Oh yes ma'am I can. _
Hey hot young honey, I'm all horned [G] up and here's what I'm gonna do.
[C] I'm all horned up and fit to [G] fuck and I'm gonna [D] fuck you know who.
So [Em] pull off your pants and [G] get ready to dance.
I'm gonna show you how to.
Yeah I'm all horned up and I'm fixing to fuck you but I'm gonna old fashioned [A] fucking on you.
[G] Yeah y'all got me all horned up and I'm fixing to fuck you [A] but I'm gonna old fashioned fucking [G] on you.
[C] [G] Yeah I'm all horned up and I'm always available to put [D] a good old fashioned [C] fucking on you.
And you.
[G] And you.
Hell bring the whole homecoming court too.
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