Chords for Allergies
Tempo:
98.6 bpm
Chords used:
F#
G#
C#
D#
A#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Jam Along & Learn...
[D#] [G#] [C#]
[F#] [D#] [G#] [C#]
[F#] Every summer, [Am] a breeze that [F#] blows, Starch a [D#] tender, burning [G#] nose,
[F#] in [D#] June.
[F#] Swollen [Am] eyelids block the sun, [F#] Mucus membranes [D#] weigh a [G#] ton,
fun [F#] with [D#] you.
Give [F#] out allergy, [A#] allergy, [D#] Make you cough and make you [G#] sneeze.
breeze [F#] brings allergy, [C#]
[F#] [D#] [G#] [C#]
[F#] Every summer, [Am] a breeze that [F#] blows, Starch a [D#] tender, burning [G#] nose,
[F#] in [D#] June.
[F#] Swollen [Am] eyelids block the sun, [F#] Mucus membranes [D#] weigh a [G#] ton,
fun [F#] with [D#] you.
Give [F#] out allergy, [A#] allergy, [D#] Make you cough and make you [G#] sneeze.
breeze [F#] brings allergy, [C#]
100% ➙ 99BPM
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_ _ _ [D#] _ _ [G#] _ _ [C#] _
_ [F#] _ _ [D#] _ _ [G#] _ _ [C#] _
_ [F#] _ Every summer, [Am] a breeze that [F#] blows, Starch a [D#] tender, burning [G#] nose,
_ Dripping like [C#] a garden hose [F#] in [D#] June.
_ [G#] _ _ _ [C#] _
_ [F#] _ Swollen [Am] eyelids block the sun, [F#] _ Mucus membranes [D#] weigh a [G#] ton,
Mother _ [C#] Nature's just having fun [F#] with [D#] you.
_ [G#] _ _ [C#]
Give [F#] out _ allergy, [A#] _ allergy, _ [D#] _ Make you cough and make you [G#] sneeze.
Every little [C#] summer breeze [F#] brings allergy, _ _ _ _ [C#] _
_ [F#] _ Scratch your throat [D] and [Am] aching jaw,
[F#] _ Blazing nostril, [D#] cracked and raw, [G#] You're wheezing like [C#] a power saw, [F#] aren't [D#] you?
_ [G#] _ _ [C#] _
_ [F#] _ Kleenex [Am] wads around your bed, [F#] _ Hockey [D#] players in your [G#] head,
Dinner tastes [C#] like Wonder Bread [F#] and [D#] glue.
_ [G#] _ _ [C#]
Give [F#] out allergy, _ [A#] _ allergy, _ [D#] _ Make you cough and make you sneeze.
[G#] _ Every little [C#] _ summer breeze [F#] brings allergy.
[D#] _ _ [F#] _ _ _
_ [A] _ Just [G#] remember what your mother [C#m] said, Stay inside and [F#] take a sip [B] of dread,
Out your [A#] windows, keep your nasal [D#m] cray, Take your [G#] vitamins, give the cat [C#] away,
Buy a gas [A#] mask, do a [D#m] headstand, Sell the [G#] house and move to [C#] Iceland,
On your _ [F#] blistered _ _ lips. _ _ _ _ _
_ [D#] _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [D#] _
_ [G#] _ _ [C#] _ _ [F#] So slather [D] on the _ Vaseline, [F#] _ Pop those _ [D#] _ _ _ [G#] antihistamines,
Your nose looks [C#] like a dactery, [F#] But there's [D#] nothing you [G#] can do.
[C#] Give [F#] out allergy, _ [A#] _ allergy, _ [D#] Don't drink milk and don't eat [G#] cheese.
Every little [C#] summer breeze [F#] brings allergy, [D#] _
[G#] Won't somebody help [D#m] me with this?
[F#] Allergy, _ [A#] _ allergy, [D#] _ Hell beneath the cottonwood [G#] tree.
Oh, every [C#] little summer breeze [F#] brings _ allergy.
[D#] _ _ _ _ [G#] _ Won't somebody [C#] _ save me from this _ _ [F#] allergy?
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ [D#] _ _ [G#] _ _ [C#] _
_ [F#] _ Every summer, [Am] a breeze that [F#] blows, Starch a [D#] tender, burning [G#] nose,
_ Dripping like [C#] a garden hose [F#] in [D#] June.
_ [G#] _ _ _ [C#] _
_ [F#] _ Swollen [Am] eyelids block the sun, [F#] _ Mucus membranes [D#] weigh a [G#] ton,
Mother _ [C#] Nature's just having fun [F#] with [D#] you.
_ [G#] _ _ [C#]
Give [F#] out _ allergy, [A#] _ allergy, _ [D#] _ Make you cough and make you [G#] sneeze.
Every little [C#] summer breeze [F#] brings allergy, _ _ _ _ [C#] _
_ [F#] _ Scratch your throat [D] and [Am] aching jaw,
[F#] _ Blazing nostril, [D#] cracked and raw, [G#] You're wheezing like [C#] a power saw, [F#] aren't [D#] you?
_ [G#] _ _ [C#] _
_ [F#] _ Kleenex [Am] wads around your bed, [F#] _ Hockey [D#] players in your [G#] head,
Dinner tastes [C#] like Wonder Bread [F#] and [D#] glue.
_ [G#] _ _ [C#]
Give [F#] out allergy, _ [A#] _ allergy, _ [D#] _ Make you cough and make you sneeze.
[G#] _ Every little [C#] _ summer breeze [F#] brings allergy.
[D#] _ _ [F#] _ _ _
_ [A] _ Just [G#] remember what your mother [C#m] said, Stay inside and [F#] take a sip [B] of dread,
Out your [A#] windows, keep your nasal [D#m] cray, Take your [G#] vitamins, give the cat [C#] away,
Buy a gas [A#] mask, do a [D#m] headstand, Sell the [G#] house and move to [C#] Iceland,
On your _ [F#] blistered _ _ lips. _ _ _ _ _
_ [D#] _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [D#] _
_ [G#] _ _ [C#] _ _ [F#] So slather [D] on the _ Vaseline, [F#] _ Pop those _ [D#] _ _ _ [G#] antihistamines,
Your nose looks [C#] like a dactery, [F#] But there's [D#] nothing you [G#] can do.
[C#] Give [F#] out allergy, _ [A#] _ allergy, _ [D#] Don't drink milk and don't eat [G#] cheese.
Every little [C#] summer breeze [F#] brings allergy, [D#] _
[G#] Won't somebody help [D#m] me with this?
[F#] Allergy, _ [A#] _ allergy, [D#] _ Hell beneath the cottonwood [G#] tree.
Oh, every [C#] little summer breeze [F#] brings _ allergy.
[D#] _ _ _ _ [G#] _ Won't somebody [C#] _ save me from this _ _ [F#] allergy?
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _