Chords for Altered Boy (Beware Paraguay)

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[Eb] _ _ _ _ Aloha. _ _
[A] _ _ You know, some people ask me, [Eb] hey Jimmy, _ where do you come up with those ideas for
some of those songs?
[A] _ Well, this particular song got its initial [Eb] inspiration from a visit
to the Tonga Room in the beautiful [A] Fairmont Hotel in San Francisco.
_ For those of you who
[Eb] might be geographically impaired, San Francisco is in California.
The gateway to the Pacific.
And if you look out across the Golden Gate [Ebm] Bridge to the beautiful and tranquil water,
[Eb] _ _ you can [A] imagine that in the thousands of islands that dot the surface of the Pacific, [D] from
California to Hong Kong, _ _
[A] somewhere out there, there are still bands who play [Eb] music like
this and just can't [A] stop. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] Oh [A] no, _ he's by an island. _ _ _ _ _
[Ebm] _ Oh [Gb] no, _ [C] he's building [A] a boat. _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ Why does _ he never [Dbm] stop smiling? _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] Fun _ [E] surrounds him like [A] a deep _ moat. _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ Where _ [C] does he get [A] all those stories? _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ How [Eb] can he
tell [A] such a lie? _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ He's bound [D] to see [Dbm] _ purgatory. _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ His [E] views are in [A] short supply. _ _ _ _ _
[D] But Peter Pan
[A] would _ understand [E] his schemes and dreams [Dbm] and ploys. _
[D] Best keep an eye [Dbm] on his sly hand.
[E] He's
[D] such an [Dbm] altered boy. _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ Good God, he's [A] talking with parrots. _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ Painting [C] _ his dreams [A] in the sand. _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ Piling up _ _ [Dbm] bokoo _ gummires.
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ Doing [E] it _ just [A] cause he can. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ [A] But Jeff, he's having a go-go.
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ Evading
_ those _ [A] judgmental eyes.
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ Calmly, _ just [Dbm] walking his _ _ tights.
_ _ _ [Bm] _ High above [E] _ _ all their [A] outcries. _ _
_ _ _ [D] But Peter Pan [A] would _ understand [E] his dreams and schemes [A] and ploys.
_ _ [D] Best keep an eye [Dbm] on his sly
hand.
[E] He's such an altered [A] boy. _ _ _ _ _
[Dbm] The story goes [Bm] he stumbled at [A] the altar.
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[Dbm] Now it seems [Bm] he just
blasphemes [D] and dwells with [E] dangerous dogs. _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ Someone [Eb] _
call the [A] talking doctor. _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ Somebody [Eb] _ _ get
a [A] SWAT team. _
_ _ _ _ [D] There he sits just getting away [Dbm] with murder. _
_ _ _ [Bm] How dare him [E] _ _ live out [A] his dreams?
[A] _ _
_ _ _ [D] But
Peter Pan [A] would understand [E] his dreams and schemes [A] and ploys.
_ [D] Best keep an eye [Dbm] on his sly hand.
[E] He's
such an [A]
altered boy. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ Oh no, _ he's sailing [A] today. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Ebm] Oh _ [Eb] no, _ beware [A] the Paraguay. _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ [C] Oh no, [F] _ _ [Gb] _
[A] anchors away. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Ebm] Oh no,
no. _ _
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[Ebm] _ _ [A] _ [Eb] Excuse me waiter, _ _ you think I could have another one of those _
[Ebm] Singapore [A] slings?
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_ Oh _ _ _ [A] _ _
[Ebm] _ _ no,
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[A] anchors away. _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ Hey Jeff Pan, _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ thank you Mark. _
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