Chords for Amanda Palmer - Bad Wine and Lemon Cake (Feat. The Jane Austen Argument)

_ We're gonna play a song of Tom's now that we've never done before
_ _ And we're gonna sing it together Jen's gonna play
I've known Tom for a long time and actually I met him in a tent not unlike this one in Edinburgh at the fringe maybe
Three or four years ago.
Yeah, and I was cleaning mirrors.
That was my job cleaning these fucking mirrors every day _ _ _ _
_ And
And since then we've become good friends and
Tom's been one of my best friends in Melbourne, and he's a great great songwriter
So I'm I'm I feel honored to be singing the song with him.
Thank _ you _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ [F#] _ _
[E] _ _ _ [C#] _ [A] _ _ _ [C#m] _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [C#m] _ Close [F#] _ to [E] town [C#] but not [A] to the city
[C#m] _ [F#] Far _ [E] from [A#] home, but [A] near my family
[C#m] _
_ _ [F#] No water [E] views [A#] but so [A] close to the [C#m] sea I [F#] see
This [E] is how my [C#] little [A] life [C#m] could be
[F#] And _ _ I'm [A] filling it with [C#m]
things
_ [F#] Like [E] furniture [A#] that I [A] find on the [C#m] street and [F#] _ [E] all the special [A#] [A] things
I'd like to [C#m] eat
_ [F#] _
[E] Pictures of people [A] that I'd like to [C#m] meet
While [F#] _ [E] _ I'm orbiting [C#m] the [Bm] _ world and it's [E] so pretty and so [Em] lonely _ _ _ _
_ My [A] little love [C#m]
affairs
[F#] Are _ [E] all [A#] scheduled [A] round the TV guide [C#m] _ _ [F#] _ [E] and my sex life has [C#] all [A] been plagiarized
[C#m] _ _ _ [F#]
in [E] an attempt [C#] to meet [A] a Hushed [C#m] Adeline
_ [F#] _ I'd like [A] to rent a [C#m] wife
_ _ [F#] Then rent a [A] husband to keep her for [C#m] life
_ _ [F#] The [E] three of us [A] we could be so [C#m] happy
_ [F#]
But then with [C#m] each other and me [A] with company
[C#m] _
[F#] I'll see them [E] off on a flight [Bm] around the world
And [E] it's so pretty _ and [Em] so lonely _ _ _ _ _
I [B] could just [Bm] die
I _ _ _ _ might just [E] _
die
_ _ I could [B] just [Bm] die _ _ _ _
I might [E] just die _ _
_ _ _ [A] And at my funeral
[C#m] _
_ _ [F#] [E] They will say [A#] Tom [A] he was such a nice guy
[C#m] _ _ [F#] He [E] went too [A#] early but he [A] went in [C#m] style
_ [F#]
[E] They'll play my music [A#] and [A] then they will [C#m] cry
_ [F#] _ _ Then they'll [A] have a little [E] _
[G#] [C#m] wake
_ [F#] [E] They'll drink bad [G#] wine and [A] they'll eat lemon [C#m] cake
And [F#] _ [E] my [G#] mother's [A] little heart will [G#] [C#m] break
_ [F#]
And she'll [E] say [G#] wait there must be [A] some [C#m] mistake
He [F#] can't be dead [E] [A] take me _
[C#m] instead
[F#] I'm _ _ _ [B] [Bm] dead
_ _ They _ tell me [E] I'm _ _ _ dead
And they say that I'm [Bm] not dead
_ _ But I won't [E] die for some time
_ I'm [A] in my little [C#m]
house
_ [F#] Just [E] writing little songs [A] to pass the [C#m] time
_ _ [F#] Which [E] incidentally is [A] 7.49
[C#m] _ So [F#] _
[E] don't you worry [A] I'm completely [C#m] fine
Oh [F#] fine and [E] don't you worry I'm [A] completely [C#m]
fine
I'm [F#m] fine don't you worry [A] I'm completely [C#m] fine
I'm [F#] fine don't you [A] worry I'm completely [C#m] fine
[F#m] I'm fine don't you [A] worry I'm completely [C#m] fine
[F#m] I'm fine I'm [E] just so [C#m] fucking [A] fine _
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