Chords for Amanda Palmer & The Grand Theft Orchestra - The Assistant (Lyric Video)

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_ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ Step _ [A] inside [Am] this _ [F] magic tent.
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] As _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
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[Am] _ _ [A] heaven _ [Am] wonders fifty [F] cents. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [A] Watch the man _ without [F] a _ _ _ _ face.
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Disappear _ without a _ _ _ trace.
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_ _ _ _ You can _ manage by [A] _ _ [Am] yourself.
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_ But [Am] I am just the girl to [F] help.
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_ _ [F] You're no good at telling _ _ _ lies. _
_ [Dm] Your hands are quicker [G] _
than [Am] your _ _ eyes. _
_ _ _ [F] _ But _ do you see what I _ see?
_ _ Do [A] _ _
you see what I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Am] see?
Aren't [A] you such [Am] a clever [Dm] man?
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_ _ [Am] _ [A] Showing off [Am] your [F] sleight of hand.
[Am] _ _ _ [A] _
[F] Well _ _ everyone knows you're not true. _ _ _ _
[Dm] They _ blindly play [Am] _
along with _ [A] you. _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ But you don't hear what _ I _ _ hear.
_ _ _ [A]
You don't hear what I _ _ _ _ _ hear. _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ Stop _
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_ _ asking [Am] for _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ _ her.
[Am] You keep [A] your sleight [Am] left very [Dm] _ _ [Am] clean.
_ [A] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [Dm] _
[Am] Four blades [A] that split [Am] a girl [Dm] in _ [Am] three.
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_ [Dm] _ _ _ [F] I just wink and smile and _ wave.
_ _ _ _ [Dm] Left in pieces _ there [Am] for _ _ [A]
days.
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I know _ something you _ don't.
_ _ _ _ [A]
I know something you _ _ _ don't. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] _ [D] Stick to _ _ _ [E] _ _ my asking.
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_ _ _ _ [E] _ Come on he's asking.
_ _ [A] _ Stick _ to the net.
[F] _ _ I'm getting sick of this.
[Dm] _ Can't stand the lights at night.
[E] _ Can't stand the sight of fun.
[A] _ _ Stick to the net.
[F] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ I'm gonna eat it [A] all. _ _
Stick to _ _ _ [F] _ my getting sick of [Dm] this. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
Go get a new assistant.
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_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ Go get a new assistant.
[E] _ Go get a new [A] assistant. _ _ _ _
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