Chords for amanda shires - bulletproof - aladin theatre, portland OR, 11th sept 2013

[N] _ _ [Bb] You mean, loaning us a couch to sleep on.
_ _ _ _ And we will [Bbm] reciprocate, who [E] defines us.
_ [F] _ _ _
[E] Sometimes we might need to borrow your [A] washing machine and dryer. _
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
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You should see Stephanie.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ I'd less like to blame her on your [Gb] leg injury.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ I have this friend named Bruce, that always comes to the Baltimore Maryland shows and sometimes the DC shows,
[Ab] and he brings me a bottle of [A] red wine, [Bbm] a $15 value or greater.
[G] I never forget, she's my best friend in the whole country.
_ [Am] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ [Bb] Bo?
_ Yes, but [B] I have this other [Bbm] friend, _ [G] _ [Bbm] Brenda Worth, she always comes to [A] my shows in [Abm] New Jersey,
and she brings a _ [Bb] hardback copy of a book because she knows that on the road you need the latest and greatest bestsellers,
and you need them to be sturdy.
_ [D] _ _
Just so you can [Gm] beat folks with them. _ _
[Eb] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [G] Bo the Vice.
_ [Bb] _ _ That's a [G] weird name to give our wives.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ No, but we really do [G] make a lot of really cool friends.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[Bbm] I met this guy though, in Tampa, Florida, when I was playing a show a lot like [Bb] this one. _
It was outdoors, _ it was in Tampa. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ There was people there. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ He came up to the merchandise table after I finished playing songs, and he said,
Hi, I'm Tiger Bill, I heard that you love presents, so I brought you one.
And this man was reeking of_ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Or marijuana.
He just did it.
He smelled a lot like that, it could have been a number of things, but truly I don't know the difference.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ [Em] And he had a [Bb] ponytail, _ _ and a Hawaiian shirt, _ and a tan, _ _ _ _ _ and he thrust across the table _ this lunch bag,
kind of crumpled up, and I said, Alright! _
_ _ I [B] just threatened to [Bb] gun him. _
_ _ _ [Ab] And so I [Bb] politely opened _ _ _ _ it, and then I looked inside the bag and _ caught _ [E] _
_ [Bb] _ _ my words, you know, got them together.
I was like, Oh, thank [Gb] you. _ _ _
_ [Bb] There was claws, and teeth, and fur, and whiskers, and what looked like to be dried up blood or dirt.
[Bbm] And then _
[E] I [Ab] _ _ said, [E] Thank you so much, this is the best _ [Bb] present.
I don't even [Bbm] know what to say.
_ He's like, I know what [B] you're thinking. _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ He said, I rescue wild cats. _ _ _ _
_ I said, Oh, I love it, this is great.
_ _ [A] I just thought it was going to [Bb] be something else. _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] Presents now, I [Gb] really love them.
[Bbm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Anyway, _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ he said, if you throw it away, [A] you should at [Bb] least keep the whiskers and the claw, because it's going to make you bulletproof.
And I said, What the heck? _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ And she went with it.
_ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb]
So [Am] Tiger Bill gave me a tiger claw, from a real Siberian tiger claw.
He [E] said, _ _ This will make you [A] bulletproof. _ _
_ _ So I've got this tiger claw, from this real Siberian [Am] tiger claw, _ [E] _ _ _ _ in my pocket.
_ And _ _ _ [Bb]
I'm thinking now, _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Let's be _ bulletproof.
[C] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ And I'm thinking now,
[Bb] _ _ _
_ _ Why would [Em] we? _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ Does bulletproof [C] include bubbles in airs?
[A] Hatchets in airs,
Ventilators,
Anything [E] that packs salt? _ _
Hand [C] grenades,
_ [Am] _ We could set me up [C] in _ a factory,
[Am] Have ourselves a live party,
_ [E] Try all the guns, Donald,
Bring out [Am] your switchblade,
[C] _ [Am] _
And maybe folks with a [C] _ gun, _ _
[Am] Have a purchase to try to live without,
And [E] we could charge money.
_ _ _ _ We could charge them all.
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] And I'm thinking now,
[C] _ _ _ [F] What if I really could be bulletproof?
_ [G] _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] And I'm thinking now, _ _ _
What if [C] I really could be bulletproof?
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ Against you, shotgun, [C] it crossed my mind,
Did I [Am] take it back [A] too many times?
Did [E] I need armor?
_ _ Did I think you'd do?
_ _ _ Against [Am] all my [C] ways, your words cut through,
We're getting promises, breaking into open movement,
[E] _ _ _ The result in this car.
_ _ [Am] _ _ _
[F] And I'm thinking now, _ _
Could I really somehow,
_ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] And I'm thinking now,
_ _ Could I really [C] somehow, _
_ Be bulletproof?
_ [G] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] And I'm thinking [C] _ now,
_ [F] Could I [C] really somehow be bulletproof? _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ And I'm thinking now, _
Could I [Cm] really somehow be bulletproof?
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
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[E] _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _