Chords for American Idol Funny Auditions season 12

My name is James Bay.
I'm 15 years old and I'm [C] from Long Island, New York.
[N] I'm a rap artist
I'm a pop artist and you see people like Justin Bieber
_ He was started out YouTube and now he's like a [Bb] sensational [F] superstar and I want [Eb] to be just like him _ _
[Bb] This is one of my lifetime dreams.
And if I get [Cm] yesterday, _
[G] it will be a miracle and
It will be [F] a miracle and _ I'll make it to the top no matter what you thought about this moment [Bb] for a long time
I know you said [C] that you saw Bieber in [Eb] the YouTube story and inspired you
But get [Bb] in there and get it done and come out with that golden ticket, okay?
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_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ What's your name, my name is James Bay, I'm 15 years old and I'm from Long Island, New York right on
Do you sing all the time?
Do you do other things?
I sing in my room thinking it's a concert
So I'll get ready for the real one and I know what the audience wants and they just don't want a singer
They want a character like a superhero _ _ _
_ What are you gonna do for us today I'm gonna sing Justin Bieber one less Sony girl, okay _ _ _
How many I told you we start over and shoulders have you cried on before
How many promises be honest girl how many teardrops you hit the floor?
How many bags you pack just to take it back?
Tell me that how many either ours but no more
If you let me inside your world, they'd be one less only girl
Oh, no, don't need these other pretty faces before
So you you when you're mine in the world is gonna be one less only girl.
Let's go
Yeah
_ _ James yes
It's a beautiful day in New York today _
_ _ _ _ I like you a lot James.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't Burke.
I'm single _ _ _ _ _ _
Remember we're gonna do a collide one day remember that a what a collide a collide.
Yes _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ It usually hurts like I would like to [G] do a
Collaboration yeah, that's better.
Have you ever DJ'd?
Oh, no, you know, it's artistic
You can still deal with music, but you don't necessarily have to be the singer the the whole package didn't feel like it was quite
There what are we talking about? _ _
vocals, no
_ _ Don't sing that's not your thing dude.
I wanted to be a racecar driver driving NASCAR.
That's not what I got
I wanted to be a bus driver at one point.
Huh?
I wanted to drive buses.
I love driving bus
Yes, the city bus _ _
_ So we both let's vote no
_ _ _ _ And for me today I also have to say no
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_ [Ab] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [Cm] I really mean what I say when I when I say that you are special just not for this [C] competition
But I think for life in general you I love that you [Cm] own it.
You're so young.
You're not afraid
[Bb] I would never do this when I was your age.
I was so scared
Okay
[Cm] _ Hi, babe.
Good to meet you dog.
I like the shades.
I'm a to James.
I like [A] the shades
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_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [C] And I won't [Eb] forget you either I
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_ [Fm] Just want to be a singer but [G] I guess that didn't work out
[C] _ _ _ _ Not really [C] cousin yeah, Nicki Minaj kiss [Cm] me
_ me _ _ _
[G] I'm in a band with my sister called you only love one then all my band is here today [B] to support me [Bm] this audition _
[G] I know I don't have like the typical American Idol look but I think that I could bring [Bm] something different to the show and
[C] As Nikki [G] finishes up award show rehearsals our other three judges are full steam ahead.
Hi, baby.
What's your name?
[E] My name is Stephanie Sanson
And what are you gonna sing tonight I'm gonna sing Adele [N] I set fire to the rain, okay _ _ _ _
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You [Gm] guys having a problem, [D] okay, [F] I need to get
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_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ No ever [Dm] Mariah, I [F] thought this smoothness of the tone [C] and it was magnificent _ _
[D] Just something to it's a little reserved for me.
[Dm] Let's walk everybody up.
All right now [F] we're ready
The first time I've heard a screamer [C] rendition of Adele just want you to know that she plays [Gm] piano and loves ballet
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Yes, Nicky would have sent it a Hollywood
_ _ [F] Yeah, come on in [G] get some of this
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_ What is your [E] name _ _ _
_ [Eb] From the house of the Bajan and pepper, what do you do?
I'm gonna sing a song called tell your mom tell your pa
I'm not gonna grow _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ Before I do I'm gonna judge your
_ I like you men the roosters may crow but the hens deliver the goods _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Cm] _ _ _ [D] I tried _ _ _ so hard
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_ [B] _ Hey, [A] I think Boston is in your future
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_ [D] _ _ [E] _ Now [A] now who looks better in