Chords for Amigo the Devil performs Perfect Wife

_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [E]
It's called Perfect White.
_ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I [Am] sat down to watch the [D] game, my wife came in, [A] she found my cocaine.
[E] _ I _ [E] _
tore _ [A] out her eyes, now she can't find my supplies or much else. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] Oh, what [Em] a _ perfect _ [F] white. _
_ _ [Em] _ _ Love of [Am] my life. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
[B] She sang along with the CCR, I smashed her face into the [E] VCR. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I choked her [Am] till her tongue was hanging, then I grabbed her fin and pulled [E] it out. _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [F] Oh, what [Em] a _ _ tasteless [F] white.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ Love of my life.
Don't say a word my [C] darling, I know how you feel.
It's [Dm] been years since I've looked at you [Em] this way.
And _ _ [Dm] if I've hurt you, [E] please forgive me, your love makes you do funny things. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ [E] _ Her playing [Am] the piano sounded like a thirsty camel in a [E] lake.
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [B] I took her little fingers as I stood here, called [E] her names.
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ [F] _ Oh, what a [Em] _ _
talented [F] white.
_ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [A] Love of my life.
[Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
Coming home from work one [F] day, my wife had found [C#m] a waiter in the door.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ Shotgun pointed towards me, trigger pulled my body line [Bm] on the [C#] floor.
_ [A#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
Oh, _ what [E] a _ [G]
talented white.
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] _
[A#] And the last thing she said to me was,
_ _ [E] Don't say a word my [C] darling, I know how you feel.
It's been [Dm] years since I've looked at you [C] this way.
_ _ _ [G] And if I've hurt you, [E] _ please forgive me, your love makes you do [Am] funny [D] things.
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _