Are You Amused Chords by Amy Bingo Bingaman

Amy [F] Ding Dong Bing Bong Bingo Bingaman. _ _
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[Gm] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [Bb] [Fm] Stars remind me.
[F] Darling who [Eb] might you let [Bb] into your strange pecan [F] shell?
Which [Eb] hand would you [Bb] choose to wipe away a tear?
[F] When fruit, [Eb] ginger, whey, [Bb] pear, and the whole valley through.
[F] _ [Eb] How would you look [Bb] upon someone dirtier than you?
[C] Are you mute? _ _ _ _ _
[F] Why [Eb] don't you let your [Bb] feet carry on without shoes?
[F] Would you like to [Eb] see a graveyard [Bb] of a smile that's full of blue?
[F] Does the stain [Eb] upon your sheep [Bb] tell a taller tale than you?
[F] [Eb] Where is your [Bb] virtue in relation to the moon?
Are [F] you _ amused?
[C] _ _ _
[F] On a good day I'll turn blood into [Bb] [F] warm sweet milk.
And drink [Bb] up I'm serving shots of liquid [C] blasphemy.
But [F] on a [Bb] better day I might turn milk [F] into whiskey. _
[Gm] _ _ [Dm] _ [Bb] Ground [C] beware I will [F] intoxicate.
Mom lost poor tiger if we should collide.
If mom [G] lost is [Fm] [Bb] present her shell is [C] safe to buy.
[Fm] But if the [G] tiger [F] takes hold she will crucify. _
[Gm] _ [Bb] Ground _ _ [Cm] _ beware.
[F] Darling who [Eb] might you let [Bb] into your strange pecan [F] shell?
Which [Eb] hand would you [Bb] choose to wipe away a tear?
[F] Fruit, [Eb] ginger, whey, [Bb] pear, and the whole valley through.
[F] _ [Eb] How would you look [Bb] upon someone dirtier than you?
[Cm] Are you _ [C] amused? _ _ _ _
[F] Why [Eb] don't you let your [Bb] feet carry on without shoes?
[F] Would you like [Eb] to see a [Bb] graveyard of a smile that's full of [Fm] blue?
Does the stain [Eb] upon your sheep [Bb] tell a taller tale than you?
[F] _ [Eb] Where is your [Bb] virtue in relation [Gm] to the moon?
Are [C] you _ _ amused? _ _ _
[F] _ Tightly clenched palm of authority.
He's been E-D-I-S-A-P-L-E-D.
However today she leads me on a path to belief.
_ Belief [Bb] of the [Gm] other.
I'm [F]
wiser now 51 50 times use my left eye.
I wear it with a cat [Bb] tail and intrinsic [C] pride.
With my [G] fellow [F] _ impatience still locked behind [Gm] the [Bb] walls.
_ [Cm] Of crazy. _
[F] Tell me how [Eb] much you let [Bb] to your strange pecan shell?
[F] Which hand [Eb] would you [Bb] choose to wipe away a tear?
[F] Fruit, [Eb] ginger, whey, [Bb] pear, and the whole valley through.
_ [Cm] [Eb] How would you look [Bb] upon someone [Gm] dirtier than you?
Are you [C] _ amused? _ _ _ _
[F] _ [Eb] Why don't you let your [Bb] feet carry on without shoes?
[F] Would you like [Eb] to see a [Bb] graveyard of a smile that's full of blue?
[F] Does the spleen [Eb] upon your sheep [Bb] dress all but him and you?
[F] _ [Eb] Where is your [Bb] virtue in relation to the moon?
[Cm] Are you _ _ [C] amused?
_ Tightly [Fm] _ [Ebm] clenched [Bb] palm of authority.
_ He's been E-D-I-S-A [F]-P-L-E-D.
_ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] However today she leads me on a path [Fm] to belief.
[Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ Belief of the other. _
[F] How [Eb] would you look [Bb] upon someone dirtier than you?
[C] Are you _ amused?
_ _ _ [Fm] _
Why [Eb] don't you let your [Bb] feet carry on without shoes?
[F] Would you like [Eb] to see a graveyard [Bb] of a smile that's full of blue?
[F] Does the [Eb] spleen upon your [Bb] sheep dress all but him and you?
[F] [Eb] Where is your [Bb] virtue in relation to the moon?
Are [Cm] you _ _ [C] amused?
Tightly _
[F] clenched _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [Db] _
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[Bb] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
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_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [C] palm of authority.
Just try to enunciate more.
Okay.
You're sounding a little drunk.
Well, I'm nervous as fuck. Okay.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, we'll pace ourselves.
[F] But just try to enunciate.
You got it.
All right. _
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