Chords for An Authentic Cake Walk

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[G] _ _ _ [C] Sometimes we marry [B] for the more you [Am] [Bbm] die.
[G] Dead men don't have any fun.
That's right.
Alice, [D] look at my [Db] pal.
He's in the one in [G] the trusty room.
Wow.
I [D] recommend him.
He's my husband.
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[C] _ [Bbm] _ [G] _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [G] _ _
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[G] _ [Bbm] _ [G] _ _ [C] _ [A] _ [D] _ _
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_ [E] _ _ _ [F] _ [Ebm] _ [G] _ [Am] _
[D] _ [G] _ [C] Good evening, folks.
Do you [Fm] mind if I [B] sit down?
[G] Oh, no, [Bbm] dear.
I'm [G] glad to see you again.
[A] You won't be [D] for long.
[G] I just dropped over to tell [C] you what I think of you.
You [F] know, I haven't seen [E] this woman since she walked out on [F] the best [Ebm] man in [G] San Francisco
[D] _ [B] _ [C] number one [G] rodent.
I think you'd better go, dear.
Oh, no.
[C] I've got a few things I want to tell you, [Ebm] too.
[G] _ Now, in case you [Gbm] folks don't follow me, [G] I'll tell you that this mouse here has just had
a padlock put on the paradise and [C] thrown all of Blackie Norton's [E] performers in [F] jail.
[C] That's what Blackie got [Dm] for picking [G] this pony