Chords for An Irish Pub Song

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There's a county map to go on the wall, a hurler stick and a shindy bowl to break the
bracket, crackin' [G] all this collatin' [A] Irish pop.
[E] Hey!
Happy pop, go getty a pop to get us put in a commie scrap.
[G] The eye of the one and only Paddy Trap, what's collatin' [Em] Irish pop?
[G] Plaid off, be [D] fucked, to spread upon the holy [C] book, the only crack you'll get is a [Em] slap
in the [G] ear.
Plaid off, be [D] fucked, you'll often burst a filthy [C] mug if you draw one more shot.
You're fuckin' [E] me!
Yeah!
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We'll rise and buy some beer, a [A] dollar, we'll like to [B] wear a shirt and [E] collar, we'll buy
a body, try [G] colour and colour, an [A] Irish pop.
[E] The egg of bombs and double [A] shots, the underage, the stinkiest [G] fuss, we'll find the drinks
and pay the [D] cost, we got us an [E] Irish pop.
A quick runnin' and a filthy [A] bump, the blackened glass across the [E] lug of the lady, oh the dirty
[G] bump, we got us an [A] Irish pop.
[E] What's over to me?
What over to [A] you?
We'll step [B] along the [G] avenue.
I know the hell you're doing!
We got us an [E] Irish pop.
[G] Plaid off, be [D] fucked, to spread upon the holy [C] book, the only crack you'll get is a slap
in [Em] the ear.
_ [G] Plaid off, be [D] fucked, you'll often burst a filthy [C] mug if you draw one more shot.
You're [Em] fuckin' me!
[E] Yeah!
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_ Blasphemous greens, neon [A] lights, tarry-dotted, bulky [E] nicer bands as they can pick the [G] fights,
we'll call an [A] Irish pop.
[E] Plastic cups and polished [A] floor, we'll hold the [B] blood right out the [G] door and let the knock
with black for more, we got us an [E] Irish pop.
[G] Plaid off, be [D] fucked, to spread upon the holy [C] book, the only crack you'll get is a [Em] slap
in the [G] ear.
Plaid off, be [D] fucked, you'll often burst a filthy [C] mug if you draw one more shot.
[E] You're fuckin' me!
Yeah!
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_ [E] _ _ _ [G] Blasphemous greens, [A] _
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_ neon lights, tarry-dotted, bulky nicer bands as they can pick the fights,
We'll top of the mornin', carry [E] on, kiss me a [B] Irish Molly [Em] Malone, a puncture slant, she
punk my home, we got us [C#m] an Irish pop.
[Em] A stick to punch and strip [A] the willow, strike [B] me up the rakes, a [G] Malone, a Liffey never
ran so shallow, we got us an Irish pop.
Plaid off, be [D] fucked, to spread upon the holy [C] book, the only crack you'll get is a slap
[Em] in the [G] ear.
Plaid off, be [D] fucked, you'll often burst a filthy [C] mug if you draw one more [Em] shot.
You're fuckin' me!
[G] Yeah!
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