Chords for Anal & The Dishes

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_ My party [A] life _
_ [G] _ traded in [D] for a kid and a wife.
[G] _ No more being [D] alone, I got [A] a home. _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ Instead of sex [A] with whores, _ [G] _ I wake you up girl [D] when you snore.
[G] Instead of banging [D] sluts, I wipe the [A] baby's butt.
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[C#] Now [D] we do.
I ain't gonna lay on [A] the dishes.
[G] _ Sunday shopping [D] with them [E] Walmart [G] bitches.
Dinner back [D] at home.
[A] Then at night I stretch out your tight, [Bm] tight [C#] [D] butthole.
I ain't gonna lay on the dishes.
_ [G] _ Sunday shopping [D] with them [Em] Walmart [D] bitches.
[G] Dinner back [D] at home. _
[A] Then at night I stretch out your tight, [Bm] tight [C#] [D] butthole.
_ Cocaine days [A] are gone.
_ [G] _ Now I get [D] high from going along.
[G] _ Instead of wailing [D] songs, now I watch [A] wrong songs.
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[C#m] _ [D] _ No more Jim [A] Beam shots.
_ [G] _ Rather waiting [D] in the Kmart [G] block.
_ Fill the [D] SUV _ _ [A] with boogie, shawarma, and _ [B]
[C#] Vaseline.
[D] We do.
I ain't gonna [A] lay on the dishes. _
_ [G] _ Sunday shopping [D] with them [Em] Walmart [F#m] [G] bitches.
Dinner back [D] at home. _
[A] Then at night I stretch out your tight, [B] tight [C#m] butthole.
[D] I ain't gonna lay [A] on the dishes.
_ [G] _ Clipping [D] coupons and making [Em]
[D] wishes.
[G] _ Sunday night [D] at home.
Go [A] to town girl on your tight, [E] tight [Bm] [G] butthole.
Do I miss [A] that road? _
_ [D] _ Drugs held me [G] in a morgue and told.
Just like the fear [D] for my health, so I tell _ [A] myself.
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[A] _ _ _ _ _ [C#] But now [D] I do.
I ain't gonna [A] lay on the dishes. _
[G] _ Sunday shopping [D] with them Walmart [G] bitches.
Dinner back at [D] home. _
[A] Then at night I stretch out your tight, [B] tight [D] butthole.
I ain't gonna lay [A] on the dishes. _
[G] _ Sunday [D] dinner at Garth and _
[G] Trisha's.
Then we drive [D] on home.
And [A] I cry and whine when you're tight, tight [D]
butthole.
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