Are You Serious Chords by Andrew Bird

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[G] _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Am] I used to [Dm] have just one foot [Am] out the door [Dm] Yeah, [C] I always wanted more
[Dm] I always [Am] was the one you [Dm] thought would never [Am] marry
Used to be so willfully obtuse [Dm] Or is the [C] word abstruse?
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Semantics [Am] like a noose Get [Dm] out your dictionaries
I'm gonna cut to [E] the quick This is all [Dm] non-fiction
[F] Words you beat with a [E] stick These are my two convictions
So tell [Am] me, are [E] you serious?
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[C] Every _ [G] night of [C] your life [Ab] You fight for [Am] it so
_ [D] _ [C] Mysterious, I'm [G] thinking [C] of you Are [B] you [Em] serious?
When it [E] really comes down to it [Am] I _ _ _ _
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[Am] _ [D] _ _ [Am] see that [Dm] you're down there and [Am] I'm up here
Your [Dm] boyfriend's gone to [C] get a beer [F] Leaving us [Am] crystal clear lines [F] of [D] communications
[Am] Promise [Dm] me you won't [Am] avert your eyes I'll [Dm] drop my third [C]-person disguise
[G] You know it's time to [C] do or die No [Dm] useless explanations
[B] I'm gonna cut to the quick [E] This is all [B] non-fiction
Words you beat with [E] a stick These are my two [C] convictions
_ Tell [Am] me, are [D] you [C] serious?
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Every [G] night of [C] your life [G] You fight for [Am] it so
[D] _ [C] Mysterious, I'm [G] _ [C] imperious
Are [B] you serious?
[Em] When it [E] really comes down to it
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_ [Am] _ [Dm] Are you [Am] serious?
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[Am] Every night of your life [G] You fight [Dm] for [Am] it
Are [B] you [C] serious?
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[C] Every night of your
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