Chords for Andrew Jackson Jihad- Survival

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And I broke my promise on [F] a very sharp rock
And I was [G] possessed by something quite unfriendly
And I was [Am] haunted by a demon [F] in my sleep
[G] That's how I learned how to survive _ _
And I gave a beer to a [F] bum that was drinking
And I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cooking
And I gave water [F] to all I thought were thirsty
[G] That's how I learned how to survive _
And I gave my money to the bank for [C] safekeeping
And I gave my money [G] to my landlord, he was needing [C] it
And I [G] gave attention to the TV that was bleeping
That's how I learned how to [C] survive
_ If you ain't got the Do-Re-Mi voice
If you ain't [G] got the Do-Re-Mi
Well [C] you better get back to beautiful [Am] Texas
Or blow up my kids in [C] Georgia, Tennessee
_ California's a garden of Eden
A paradise to live in [F] or to see
But [G] believe it [A] or not you'll find it so [G] hot
If you ain't got the Do-Re-Mi
_ And we totally ripped [F] off a man named Woody Guthrie
[G] And I bought a restaurant on Florida's Sunday, Dallas
And I fed [Am] false information to the audience
That's how I [C] learned how to survive
_ _ And I give a thank you to [F] my father for not raising me
And [G] I give a finger to my stepfather for feeding me
And I give [F] props to myself for [G] achieving
God damn, I'm glad that I survived
God damn, I am surprised [C] that I survived _ _
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And I just handed [F] you a giant load of gibberish
_ [C] And I give love [G] to a lover quite deserving of it
_ [C] And I give thanks [Am] to [F] all of you for [C] withstanding the start
Of how we learned how to survive
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