Chords for Andy Hull - "Colly Strings" (Babe the pig lecture)

[D#] That was great!
[N] That is literally what I'm playing next.
Oh my god!
[D#] _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ I've _ _ _ _ [F#m] been [N] watching the movie Babe two to three times every day for the last two weeks. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ It's [Am] a great movie.
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Just call me. _ _
_ _ _ Uh, no, my daughter really likes, uh, [A] um, pigs.
[Gm] _
And, uh, [Bm] she's like way into pigs.
So I was like, holy shit, you have to [E] see Babe.
_ _ _ [G] It's just like [D] the perfect movie for you.
_ [A] _ And she's like, alright, let me take the Rotten Tomatoes score.
I'm like, we'll see if we can run through the winner.
_ So she checked the score and [C#] she was like, alright, cool, [B] 93%, it's unbelievable.
And then [N] she was like, George Miller from Mad Max is involved?
This is nuts. _ _ _
[C#] Mad _ Max [D#] Fury Road was her first film.
Um, _ _ _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ no it wasn't, that would [A] be insane. _
_ _ _ No, but she likes, she likes Babe.
Um, and I've grown to [G] like [A] psychotically like Babe.
And the fact that I'm telling 500 of [B] you right now that it's my favorite movie of all [N] time.
Woo! _ _
_ How old is she?
[A] She's 24.
Um, _ _ _ [G] _ she's two.
_ _ [C#] _ [G] Yeah, that's sweet.
24's like, oh no.
[N] _ _ _ Oh [B] no.
Um, she's never seen [N] Babe.
Um, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ are you shitting me? _ _ _
_ Babe's great.
_ _ Babe was nominated for an Academy [E] Award for Best Picture.
[G#] _ _ [Bm]
It lost.
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] It's amazing. _ _ _
_ _ _ That's your [G] right.
Good call.
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ _ _ And take a little piglet, close your eyes.
_ That sucks.
Sorry.
_ _ Super bummed out at myself for that. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C#m] What a personal bum.
_ _ [C#] Alright. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] So you don't know anything about the [N] movie Babe? _ _ _ _
Let me [Cm] give you a brief synopsis.
_ [G] _ _
[A] This Babe _ _ _ is about to be killed.
That's his name.
Well that's what the mom calls all the little pigs is Babe.
So they all have the same name.
_ [D] _ He's [Am] won _ in a [A] weighing competition.
A farmer comes and he weighs him and the narrator goes,
and who was it, that woman, the farmer and Babe.
They had a great connection with each other.
_ _ And then he wins the weight [N] competition.
And then there's a dog.
Can you imagine what the dog's name is?
You never could.
Because [G#] it's name is Mom.
_ [G] _ _
_ _ And [E] _ then the mom dog adopts the little pig.
And [N] you couldn't guess in a million [F] years what this pig does.
It [A] becomes a sheep [G] dog and [G#] wins a national competition.
And he's the [Bm] best sheep [Gm] pig ever. _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ That's my personal opinion.
_ [G#] _ _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _
_ [C#] Hey what'd you [N] say man?
I'll talk about Babe, Pig in the City if you say that again. _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Take a little paper and draw your mind
A bird of brown that could burn my eyes
[F#] I lost your presence _ _
Underneath [C#] the bridge _ _ _ _
_ _ Lock the door, let's talk it out
Against the wall, it's on my mouth
[F#] This B.A. is really over [C#] now _ _ _ _ _
_ You wore a pink t-shirt and khaki pants
Played your songs, you danced your dance
I [F#] unwrapped your presents, I didn't [C#] need you
It's _ _ _ _ _ 9-11, yeah I'm getting weak
The toilet was cold, hardly speak
And [F#] I think she's gone
But I'll be sure for safety's [C#] keeping
_ If _ _ _ [F#] you say no, [G#] then no it will [D] be
[A#m] So _ _
_ _ [F#] _ stick it out, [G#] scan the key, recall these [A#] strings
_ Just _ _ [F#] _ play it cool, yeah
[G#] And try to avoid [A#] being seen _ _ _
_ _ [F#] Stick it out, scan [G#]
pierced for [A#] nothing _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
saw her inside the mirror, smoking gun
A look inside me, I was describing one [F#] by one
And I fell so fast, and said [C#] thoughts, better
_ _ Said _ _ you saw it coming, but you didn't see nothing
Your eyes were on the living room, your eyes were on the closet
[F#] Don't worry about, don't worry about [C#] anything _ _ _ _ _ _
It's a pity invitation to an awkward house
Pursued old boy, that would rather wear a blouse
I [F#] sincerely saw your skin, for the very [C#] first time
My _ _ _ curly hair, and the voting booth
Confess, silly, it was the first time I loved [F#] you
And God I mean it, God I mean it, I hope [C#] that I mean it
_ Cause _ [F#] like dying young, [G#m] idols [G#] got the [A#m] best in me _ _ _ _
_ _ [F#] Don't stop calling, [G#] you're the reason our love [A#] lives in sleep _ _
_ _ [F#] Building _ collage, so [G#] shock one, shock one [A#] for something _ _
_ _ [F#m] Stick it out, scan [G#m]
pierced for nothing
[A#] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] Cause I, _ _ _ _ [F#] can't believe
_ Quit _ [G#m] out pleading
[C#] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] Cause I, _ _ _
_ [E] [F#] can't believe _ _ _ _
Quit [C#] out _ pleading _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] Cause I, _ _ _ _ _ [G#m] can't [F#] believe _ _ _ _