Chords for Andy Kaufman Does Elvis Presley

_ Thank you very much.
_ You know, Elvis Presley, Elvis Presley once said that of all of the Elvis imitators, the one that he enjoyed the most is our guest, Andy Kaufman.
Andy Kaufman.
Welcome, _ _ _ Andy.
Thank you very much.
Andy, what do you want this time?
Well, I would like to do, I would like to do for you some imitations, okay?
You already did an imitation of Santa Claus, remember?
Yeah, but that was stupid because I was wearing the red suit and, you know, anyone can do it, could do that.
All you do is you say ho ho ho.
Oh, you do, huh?
Yeah, Merry Christmas.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, yeah, you know, but this time I have imitations, it's better.
Oh, well good, I'd like to see you do them.
Okay, first I'd like to do for you Johnny Cash, I'd like to do Johnny Cash.
Imitation of me?
Yeah, Johnny Cash.
Okay.
_ _ _ _ _ Hi, I'm Johnny Cash.
_ _ Bye bye, thank you.
Now I'd like to do the Minnie Pearl. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Howdy.
Thank you very much.
_ Thank you very much.
And now, last but not least, I would like to do for you the Elvis Presley. _ _
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_ _ Oh, first record I ever made.
I had to pay four dollars to make it.
[E] I was walking down the street, [A] there was a record store that said anyone can make a record.
So I went in there and I made it for my mom's birthday and one side was called My Happiness and the other side was a ballad and later became a big record for me in RCA Victor Records.
It was called That's When Your Heartaches Begin and it went something like this.
If _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _
[E] _ _ [A] you _ [C#] find your sweetheart _ [F] [D] in the only room on [Dm] the third floor
_ [A] _ _ That's [E] when your _ heartaches [A] begin
[D] _ [A] When _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ dreams [C#] of a lifetime [G#m] [D] must come to an [Dm] end
_ _ [A] _ _ That's when [E] your heartaches _ [A] _ [D] begin
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_ _ [C#] _ _ _ The thing you [F#m] never _ can share
[B] When you bring a friend _ [E] into your love affair
[A] That's the end _ [C#] of your sweetheart _
[G#m] _ [D] That's the end of your [Dm] friend
[A#] _ _ [A] _ That's when your [E] heartaches _ [G#] [A] begin
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[E] _ [A] _ _ _ If [C#] you find your sweetheart in _ [D] _ the arms of [Dm] your best friend
Brother, [A] that's _ [E] when your heartaches _ _ [A] begin
[D] When _ [A] _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ all your dreams [C#] _
of a lifetime must [D] all come to an [Dm] end _
[B] _ _ [A] That's _ [E] when your heartaches _ _ [A] begin
[D] _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [C#] _ For you see love is a thing that [F] _ [F#m] _ _ _ you never can share
And _ [B] _ _ when you bring a friend _
_ _ [E] into your love affair
[D] _
[C#] _ [B] _ [A] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ That's [Dm] _
when _ [A] _ _ your [E] _
[Bm] heartaches [E] _ [F#] _ begin
[Dm] _ That's when your heartaches begin
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