Chords for Angry Johnny "Death Is Driving A Pontiac"

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_ Death [G] is driving her horny at [F] _ _ [C] _ _ [Am] _ tonight
[C] _
_ 66 _ [G] _ _ Catalina [C] with a busted _ _ _ taillight _
_ Pulling [G] into _ Barney's [Fm] on that [Am] convenient stone
_ [C] _
Left the poor [G] clerk lying _ _
[F] beheaded [Am] on the floor
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30 [G] weight oozing from his ass, [C] no money left in [Am] the drawer
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Death is driving [G] her horny at [Fm] the evening of the [Am] score
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Rolling [G] across Wyoming _ [Fm] on a mission [Am] from that law _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [G] Death is [F] driving her horny [Am] at for sure _ _ _ _
_ That [C] freak behind [G] the wheel, _ _ [F] _ cowboy [Am] is his name
_ [C] He's killed in [G] all the lower _ [Em] [F] 48 he likes [Am] to claim
[C] His partner's [G] name is Eugene, _ [F] can't wait to [Am] kill again
_ [C] Only _ thing he's [G] good at, he's [Fm] been killing [Am] since he was 10
_ [F] _ Death is driving her horny at [C] [Am] the mission from their lord _
_ [C] _ Devil don't drive mopars, [G] _ _ devil don't drive Fords _
_ [F] _ Shotgun blasts is fast, [Am] but a straight razor hurts more _ _
[G] _ Skin them while they're living, _ till it's [F] death [Am] they're begging for _
They _ _ _ [C] _ _ answer [G] to a higher power, old [F] Satan [Am] down below
_ [C] He speaks to [G] them directly through [C] that Delco _
[Am] radio
_ _ [C] Sometimes he [G] sounds exactly just [F] like David [Am] Allen Cole
_ [C] Sometimes _ [G] Bobby Darin, _ [F] sometimes Barry _
[Am] Manilow
_ _ _ [C] Death is [G] driving that horny [Am] egg [F] _ _ _
[Am] _ tonight
_ [C] Their heads and [G] back are stinking, [C] but the boys think [Am] that's alright
_ _ [C] They love the [G] smell of death, _ _ [F] _ it makes [C] them [Am] feel alive
_ [C] Just slide [G]
another lucky _ [F] and drop [Am] it in to dry
_ [F] _ They're killing for a living, _ _ [Am] _ they're having a good time
_ [C] _ Digging shallow graves and [G] covering bodies up with slime
_ [F] They think they'll be rewarded [Am] by old Scratch for all their crimes
_ [G] But the devil can't be trusted, _ he's [F] gonna screw you _ [C] every _ _ [Am] time _
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_ _ _ _ [C] The Delcos [G] barking orders, _ [Fm] while Eugene floats [Am] his gun
_ _ [C] The Dixie [G] Cubs sing, go down to [Fm] the chapel, [Am] have some fun
[C] The Brides, [Am] she looks [G] so lovely, _ [F] as she crumbles [Am] to the ground
_ [C] The wedding [G] party's over, _ _ [Fm] _ and death has come [Am] to town
_ _ [C] _ Rice and [G] flowers flying, [Em] [Fm] as that scattergun [Am] does sing
_ _ [C] A little boy is [G] crying, he's [Fm] still carrying [Am] the ring
_ _ [C] _ _ Cowboy [G] stands before him, _ [Fm] his devil [Am] eyes _ aflame
[C] He sits [G] him on the altar, _ [Fm] and that shotgun sings [Am] again
_ _ [C] _ _ [G] Cowboy and his new bride, with [Fm] her starlit [Am] wedding gown
_ [C] They're riding [G] in the back, and [Fm] Eugene drives them [Am] out of town
_ [C] _ The news is [G] on the radio, [F] the countryside is [Am] in fear
_ [C] _ The honeymoon [G] is over, [Fm] let's bury [Am] her right here
_ [F] _ There's a driving of Pontiac, [C] [Am] on a mission from their lord
_ [C] The devil don't drive mo-cars, [G] and the devil don't drive _ Fords
_ [Fm] _ Shotgun blasts, it's [C] fast, but [Am] a straight razor hurts much more
[G] _ They're spinning while they're living, _ [F] till it's death _ they're [Am] begging for _ _
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_ _ _ _ [C] I know these [G]
monsters all too [F] well, just like I [Am] know myself
_ _ [C] You see I too [G] have been to hell, [F] for the sake and the speed [Am] I've knelt
_ [C] _ Then Gabriel [G] _
enlisted [Em] me, [Fm] in the army [Am] of the Lord
_ _ [C] I traded [G] my damnation, for a [F] Dan Wesson _ [Am]
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_ _ _ [C] _ There's a driving [G] of Pontiac, _ [F] _ _ _ [Am] _
tonight
_ [C] _ If you [G] see them coming, [F] you best run for [Am] your life
_ [C] Was a [G]
time I rolled _ _ [Fm] high up a [Am]
blasting chain
_ [C] But I'll send [G] their souls to hell when [Fm] we finally [C]
[Am] meet again
_ [C] _ _ There's a driving [G] of _ Pontiac, [Fm] _ _ _
[Am] tonight _ _ _ _ _ _
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