Another perfect catastrophe Chords by Firewater

_ [A#] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [F] _
[Em] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _
Ain't nothing like it when [A] it's twisted and [Em] reeling.
_ [A] _
They'll put the boot right in [Dm] your eye.
[F] _ _ _ [F#] Cause when [D] the floor [C] turns into [Dm] wall, and [C] then the [A] wall becomes the ceiling. _ _ _
_ Oh what a lovely _ way to [F] die.
_ [E] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
Another perfect catastrophe _ [C]
[A] is waiting to happen. _ _
It's watching for the moment to [G] _
[Dm] transpire. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Another perfect _ catastrophe is [A] dying to go down. _ _
It's only looking for the [F] perfect _ [Em] place and [D] time. _ _
_ Oh [Dm] wouldn't you love to [F] be [A] my [Em] partner in [A] crime? _ _
_ So many tricks that we [G] could [D] try.
[A] _ _ So if you wanna find out what it would [Dm] feel like to [C] be [A] my co-conspirator. _ _ _
_ Open up the door and step [F] inside, [E] _ [Dm] inside, inside. _
_ Another perfect _ catastrophe [C]
[A] is _ waiting to happen. _
_ It's looking for the moment to [Dm] _ [F] transpire.
_ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ Another perfect catastrophe [C] is [A] dying to go down. _ _
_ It's only watching for the [Em]
[F] perfect _ [Em] place [Dm] and time. _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [C] _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[F] _ _ [E] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
Treat is not [D] an option.
[C] And [A] remorse [G] just ain't your [A] style. _ _
_ There must be something [G] left [Dm] to do.
_ _ _ Because every tragedy [C] is [Dm] a comedy.
[Am] _
Unless you [C#] are the [A] victim. _
Then you're just another monkey [G] at the [F] zoo.
_ [E] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ Another [D] perfect catastrophe [A]
is just waiting to happen. _
_ It's watching for the moment [Em] to [Dm] _ transpire. _ _ _ _ _
_ Another perfect catastrophe [C] is [A] just dying to go down. _ _
It's only looking for [Em] the [F] perfect [Em] place [Dm] and time. _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [C] _
[A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ [A#] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ It's just waiting _ to happen. _ _ _ _ _