Any Major Dude Will Tell You Chords by Steely Dan

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_ I've never seen you looking so bad, [D] my hooky one
_ You _
[A] _ _ tell me that your super fine [G] mind hasn't come _ undone _ _ _
[Bm] Any major dude [F#m] with half a heart surely [B] will tell you, my friend _ _ _
[Bm] Any minor [F#m] world it breaks apart falls [B] together again
_ _ When [Bm] the demon is at [A] your door
[G] In the morning it won't [F#m] be there [B] no _
[Em] _ more
[G] Any major dude [F#] will [Em] tell you
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[D] _ _ _ [Dm] Any major dude [A] will tell you
_ [G] _ Have _
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[A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Em] _
[A] _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ _ _ you ever seen a squirt's tears?
Well, [D] look at mine
_ The _
[A] _ _ _ people on the street [C#] have [G] all seen better times _ _ _ _
[Bm] Any major [F#m] dude with half a heart surely [B] will tell you, my friend _ _ _
[Bm] _ Any minor [F#m] world it breaks apart [B] falls together again _ _ _
[Bm] When the demon is [A] at your door
[G] In the morning it won't [F#m] be there [B] no _ [A] more
_ [G] Any major dude [F#m] will tell you _ _ _ _
[D] Any _ _ [Dm] major dude [A] will tell you
_ [G] I _ _
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[A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Em] _
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[F#m] _ _ can [G#m] tell you all I know
[A] The where to go, [C#m] the what to do
[F#m] _ _ You can [G#m] try to run but you [Bm] can't hide from what's _ [E] inside of you
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[Bm] _ Any major dude with [F#m] half a heart [B] surely will tell you, my friend _ _ _
[F#m] Any minor world it breaks apart falls [G#m] together again
_ _ When [D] the demon is [A] at your door
[G] In the morning it won't [F#m] be there [B] no _
[A] _ more
[B] Any major dude [F#m] will [E] tell you
_ Any [F#m] _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] major dude [B] will tell you
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[F] Ooh
_ [G] Any major dude will [A] tell you
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