Chords for Are These the Worst Dad Jokes EVER?

_ _ Yeah, I got some [Bb] dad jokes.
You think they are [F] bad jokes.
I know they are rad jokes.
[C] Check out my dad [B] jokes.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Why not?
Because they're so good at it. _
What?
I don't understand.
That's why you don't see them.
They're really good at hiding.
[N] _ _
What?
[Dm] Yeah, I got [D] some dad jokes.
What [N] do you call a dad who lies about having kids?
What do you call a dad who lies about having kids?
I don't know.
_ _ _ [Bb] You think they are bad [F] jokes.
Two [N] goldfish are in a tank.
One goldfish says to the other,
Do you know how to drive this thing?
Bitch.
_ _ [F] I know they are rad [N] jokes.
Hey, what's going on?
I'm kind of busy.
So I'll call you later.
Don't call me later.
Call me daddy. _
_ _ No.
No.
My friend said to me,
What rhymes with orange?
And I said,
You're messing with me. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
That's a really good dad joke.
No, because you looked at me like,
Please laugh.
You were like. _
_ But you did.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What?
How does he like his toast?
On the dark side.
That's so bad.
Toasters these days do both sides.
_ How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
What?
Two?
Three.
The right ear,
The left ear,
And the final front ear.
_ I don't get it.
But it's funny.
Wait, that looks like the name of a boat or something.
So that's Star Trek.
Star Trek.
What do prisoners use to call each other? What?
I don't know.
Cell phones.
Get it?
But it's so, so bad.
It's so funny because you look,
After you tell a joke,
You're like.
You were like,
Cell phones.
_ _ Do you guys know I'm starting a job next week?
No.
Yeah, I hope it's going to be a good Korea move.
No, you told Seoul.
You're going to Seoul.
Oh, what did I say?
You said, I'm starting a new job next week.
Oh, whoops.
Okay, I got to start over.
I just started a new job.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
Who?
He felt his presence.
I don't get it.
Your eyebrows, you were like.
I don't get it.
You look so creepy.
I don't get it.
He felt his presence.
Like he was like. Oh, oh.
_ This is exulting.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's fine.
He woke up. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I just got that.
That's pretty good. _
_ The kidnapping at school.
It took me a second. _
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting arrest?
_ _ Two cannibals are eating a clown.
Wait, that's not the joke.
What was it?
_ Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other, does this taste funny to you? _
_ That's the best one.
_ Does this taste funny to you?
We heard you the first time. _ _ _ _
That's the best joke anybody's ever told.
Because they're eating these people.
_ _ _ Look at my dad, he's eating the clowns. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I love it.
_ _ I guess you love it.
_ _ Why was the belt sent to jail?
Why?
For holding up a pair of pants. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
A kid pulling a clown.
That's not funny.
It's not [Eb] visualizing it.
It's like you're telling a kid the joke.
[Gb] It's just these guys are eating people. _
_ _ My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and write.
[N] _ _
Oh, because instead of left, he wrote right. _
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
What?
A mouth of a chicken.
A mouth of a chicken. _ _ _ _
These are so good. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
My girlfriend gave me a list of things she'd like to do for her 32nd birthday.
And I told her, there's no way we can do all of that in 30 seconds. _ _ _
Good job guys.
What was your favorite?
The cannibals.
The cannibals eating a clown.
Except he laughed way too hard.
Come on, that image. _
Like the dead clowns.
Bleeding everywhere.
Yeah, there's so much blood in their feet.
_ Okay, and we're done. _ _