Chords for Ariana Grande - "Focus" PARODY

_ [B] _ _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ _
_ _ _ Hey, _ _ _ _ _ I put on a real dress code to show off my long legs.
I've been told there's no way in my ass, I'm posing in different shapes.
Attention plus always be on me, I'm where the spotlight should always be.
And that's why I've got seven pens, I fake up all my face.
[E] My [Gbm] voice [E] is [Abm] higher than a whisper for dogs.
That's [Gb] why [E] you [Abm] can't tell what I'm saying at all.
It [Ebm] sounds [E] like [Abm] gibberish writing words away, but [Gb] it [Abm] doesn't matter. _ _
[Eb] _ _ [B] You can see me, I'm the guy who's screaming.
_ Is that yelling?
[Ab] It's distracting from me.
Everybody thinks this song is saying.
[Abm] Fuck the song.
Fuck, fuck, fuck the song.
I am the king.
[N] Nowadays the [Abm] media is so obsessed with trends.
Best way to get coverage is to have been a man.
I'm getting sick of this pagan shit, taking away my newsworthiness.
Wait back, give me a good idea, an awesome brilliant plan.
I [Ebm] lose [E] a [Abm] skirt and pull my head to the back.
Then [Ebm] stop [E] my [Abm] crotch and put on a big mustache.
_ [Ebm] I'll leak a [Abm] photo online to TMZ.
And [Ebm] all [Abm] [Abm] attention will be back.
[Eb] _ _ [Ab] Stop that licking.
Stop that licking.
[Abm] Eww.
Look at Evie.
They are so fattening me.
Eww.
_ Americans are gross and disgusting.
How dare Ronda A.
She can't say that.
Bullshit about this great country.
That girl [Dbm] will pay.
[Ebm] I'm here [E] to [Abm] deport that messed up king girl now.
For [Ebm] things [E] she [Abm] said, putting Americans down.
You [Ebm] can't [E] [Abm] deport me and I'm nothing to kill.
[Ebm] Get off [E] of [Abm] me you stupid. _
[Eb] _ _ [Db] [Ab] I'm a zombie.
Back off before it [Abm] was me.
_ I've got [Ab] something that you [B] should be drinking.
_ [Db] [Ab] You're a zombie.
You're dead.
Now we must be leaving.
[Abm] _ That's all [Ab] that's left.
This chick is coming home with me.
[Dbm] I don't think so.
[Abm] _ _ [A] Oops, I did it again.
I'm sorry.
_ _ [Db] I'm coming for you, Chloe.
_ [Abm] Yo guys, thanks for watching my Focus parody.
If you want to see the rest of my parodies, click the link down below.
Or click this box right over here.
If you did not know, I am giving away a glider.
And all you gotta do for your chance to win is like me on Facebook.
Facebook.com slash Barb Baker.
The link is down below.
How easy is that?
Huge thanks to Jessica and Alex for being in this video.
Check their channels out.
Just click their faces right over here.
Don't forget to get the original song on [E] [Gb] iTunes.
The [Abm] link is down below.
Also, you can get this song as well.
The link is [E] down here [Gb] or above my [Abm] head.
So the winner of that owl hoodie from last video's Instagram [E] username is [Gb] right [Abm] here.
Congratulations.
This time, we [Ebm] are giving away [Gb] this [Abm] custom made weird [Eb] ass star outfit from the video.
All you gotta [F] do for your chance to win is follow me on Instagram at Barb Baker.
And you could be wearing this on Christmas morning.
[N] By the way, you do not want to miss an amazing music video I did on Alex's channel.
Dressing this amazing attire.
Yeah.
It's 100 Games Mockingbird.
He is wearing a snow plow.
And I'm putting his face to watch it right now.
Until next time guys, I gotta go get ready for [Abm] my next parody.
Which believe it or not is gonna be_
Hold on one second.
Hello?
Oh my god.
You gotta be kidding me.
No.
You don't hear the ocean in a seashell.
You gotta put your ear in your penis hole.