Chords for Ariel Bender joins Mott The Hoople

They offered me the job with Moth Hooper would I like to join the band and what can I say?
You know as a job that I couldn't refuse
_ You know to be honest because I didn't have anything else to do
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_ _ _ [B] Kind of described to the way he sounded oh, yeah, that's aerial bender _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ How did I get the name Ariel Bender
_ _ We were in Germany [E] _ doing a television [D#] show _
_ With Lindsay DePaul.
It was one of those dismal German shows.
It wasn't a good one.
They've had great ones.
I just wasn't one of them.
Anyway
Mick went down this complete street Mick Rouse
And he just bent every car aerial in the street because we were so [Em] frustrated with this stupid thing
[B] We were doing _ and then at the end there was a horse's [E] trough
I remember him just shoving his head in the [G] horse's trough [B] and Lindsay DePaul goes like aerial bender
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Met me in a pub in [F#] Amsterdam.
I said, you know your name Luther _
Also, _ [B] it was a great name _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] Yeah, amazing I'd never changed that name in a million [E] years _ I said well I was just thinking
_ _ _ [B] My what do you think about aerial bending aerial [E] bending?
I sounds great.
Yeah, call me aerial [B] and for that moment on he became a _
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Went into the band and I will say something for myself that I
_ Actually think that I picked him up.
I gave him a shot in [E] the arm
_ Not literally it was a [B] whole different experience with him.
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_ Loved [E] to turn with him.
He he had [B] a ball.
He was never down
He was never difficult and then [Em] after the show it was like, you know
[E] You _ [B] had this maniac [F#] wild wild on stage
_ Wild in [G#m] hotels.
There's a bit [E] of an animal between the sheets.
I believe [B] I think he was married _
_ _ _ [E] So his wife tells me
[B] _ _ We had a routine going well, you know, he wanted to be me [Bm] and he wanted the [E] middle of the stage and all that _
Pushing something started [B] getting a little showbiz.
Are you mum?
It was fun
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_ [A] I've always loved this expression _ _
_ _ [Am] Serious fun
_ _ Because it is serious
Go to the earth's got a travel got a plane got a perform
_ But you've got other fun [E] if you take the fun [A] away.
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Don't want [N] to know