Army Chords by Ben Folds

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_ _ _ Well [Ab] I thought about the army, dad [Gb] said son you're fuckin high
And I [Db] thought yeah there's a first for everything
[Ab] So I took my old man's advice, resets semesters
It [Ebm] was only 15 grand spent [Db] in bed
I thought about the army, [Ab] I dropped out [Fm] and I joined a [Ebm] band instead
[Bbm] _ _ [Ab] _ Almost home
[Ebm] Grew _
[Bbm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Dm] _ [Ab] a mustache and a mullet, got [Ebm] a job at Chick-fil-A
[Db] Citing artistic differences, [Ab] the band broke up in May
And [Fm] in June reformed without me
[Eb] And they [Ebm] got a different name
I [Db] moved to another grandma's apple [Ab] pie and hung my [Fm] head in shame [Ebm] Oh no _
[Bbm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ I've been [Ebm] thinking a lot [Bbm] today
_ [Ab] _ _ I've been [Ebm] thinking a lot [Bbm] today
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Gb] Whoa, [Db] think I'll ride [Bbm] a stream plane
_ _ [Gb] Whoa, [Db] think I'll take you [Ab] to LA
_ [Gb] Whoa, [Db] think I'll get a [Fm] die yesterday
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Alright
_ [Ebm] _ Let's be all you can [Db] be
Here we go
_ [Ab] 1, 2, [Dm] 3, hey!
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_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ In this time of introspection
[Gb] On the eve of my election
[Db] I say to my reflection
_ [F] _ _ Cause [N] my peers can _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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