Chords for Arne Åsmund - Friday Night at the Whittingham

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_ [Am] On one stormy Friday [F] night, I looked at the [C] pills inside my [Am] hand.
Then I thought, how about not putting them [F] in my mouth?
And that's when [C] all the fun [Bb] began.
I felt it rushing [Dm] over me, a sudden surge of [F] energy, as if some [C] sickness washed [Bb] away.
Suddenly more [Dm] alive than I had felt in quite a [F] while, I just knew this would [C] be one beautiful [Am] day.
A nurse came in to see how I was [F] doing, a pretty young [C] girl with long brown [Am] hair.
I hit her on the head, then hit her underneath the [F] bed, and I merrily [C] walked on out of [Bb] there.
Right outside my [Dm] cell I heard a terrifying [F] yell, as the warrant came right [C] at me with a taser in his [Bb] hand.
I do not [Dm] remember if I strangled or [F] dismembered him, but he will [C] never dance [Eb] again.
Tonight, [Gm] I'm walking out that [Bb] door, and you won't [F] see me come back around [Eb] here no more.
That's [Gm] me on the TV [Bb] screen, but they'll never [F] catch me.
[Eb] Tonight, [Gm] I'm walking out that [Bb] door, and you won't [F] see me come back around [Eb] here no more.
That's [Gm] me on the TV [Bb] screen, but they'll never [F] catch me.
[Eb] _ [Gm] No, they'll never [F] catch me. _ _
[Am] With the warrant and his keys, I could get around with [F] ease, so I went to see the [C] guy who cooked our [Am] pills.
I've been known to be quite the [F] prodigy in chemistry, and gladly [C] I display my [Bb] skills.
I fed him methamphetamine, smetarol, and [F] ephedrine.
I think the guy [C] got quite high that [Bb] day, but he screamed like a [Dm] child when I drowned him in [F] formaldehyde, and all his [C] skin was burnt away.
[Am] I was really glad to see the head of [F] security, cause I would need his [C] help accomplishing my [Am] plan.
I asked him really nice if I could borrow one of his [F] eyes, and why this upset [C] him I will never [Bb] understand.
Flew into a [Dm] frenzy, swinging his [F] baton at me, and seemed quite [C] keen on tearing me [Bb] apart.
It wasn't being [Dm] nice, so I took out a [F] butter knife and placed it [C] softly in his [Eb] heart.
Tonight, [Gm] I'm walking out that [Bb] door, and you won't [F] see me come back around [Eb] here no more.
That's [Gm] me on the TV [Bb] screen, but they'll never [F] catch me.
_ [Eb] Tonight, [Gm] I'm walking out that [Bb] door, and you won't [F] see me come back around [Eb] here no more.
That's [Gm] me on the TV [Bb] screen, but they'll never [F] catch me.
[Eb] _ [Gm] No, they'll never catch [F] me. _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ [F] I wasn't [C] stopped by any retinal [Am] scan, _ _ [F] carrying the [C] head of security [Am] in my hand.
_ [F] I was just one [C] door away from [Am] getting outside, but I just [F] had to say one [C] last goodbye.
[Am] I went to see the old [F] physician.
I could find his [C] office by following the [Am] sound.
He was a jazz man who used to have a [F] brass band with musical and [C] medical instruments all [Bb] around.
I kicked the [Dm] door in and politely [F] greeted him,
Sir, it's [C] time for your physical [Bb] exam.
In my code of [Dm] ethics, there's no need for [F] anesthetics, and he wept like a [C] child when the surgery [Am] began.
My father taught me how to fix [F] stuff.
First, you [C] take the thing [Am] apart.
He looked a bit amendable and quite [F] unreassembleable, but when it was done, he [C] looked like a funny piece of [Bb] art.
His anklebone [Dm] connected to his wrist [F] bone, his hexaphone [C] chained to his ear,
[Bb] a heavy stone [Dm] connected to his [F] jawbone, and the trombone sticking [C] out his rear.
[Eb] Tonight, [Gm] I'm walking out that [Bb] door.
You won't [F] see me come back around [Eb] here no more.
That's [Gm] me on the TV [Bb] screen, but they'll never [F] catch me.
_ [Eb] Tonight, [Gm] I'm walking out that [Bb] door.
You won't [F] see me come back around [Eb] here no more.
That's [Gm] me on the TV [Bb] screen, but they'll never [F] catch me.
_ [Eb] Tonight, [Gm] I'm walking out that [Bb] door.
You won't [F] see me come back around [Eb] here no more.
That's [Gm] me on the TV [Bb] screen, but they'll never [F] catch me.
[Eb] Tonight, [Gm] I'm walking out that [Bb] door.
You won't see [F] me come back around [Eb] here no [Gm] more.
That's me on the TV [Bb] screen, but they'll never [F] catch me.
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