Arnold-Austin Lounge Lizards.wmv Chords

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_ Arnold [D] was an _ [G] _ armadillo, _ _
_ [C] an old soul in need of [G] _ romance. _
And [C] it chanced that one Saturday [G] _ evening, [E] _ _
[A] he took himself out to [D] the _ dance. _
[G] The moment he [D] walked in [G] the room, _ he [C] saw her as if he [B] had known _
she'd [C] be there at the side [G] of the _ [E] stage. _
[A] All he wanted, [D] all in black, [G] all alone. _ _
[C] She was there, she was his, [G] dressed to kill.
Oh, [C] if only his glasses [B] were cleaner. _ _ _
_ [C] He was an [G] _ _ armadillo, _ _
_ [D] she was a _ [G] _ concertina. _ _
[D] He _ _ _ _
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_ struggled [D] to make _ [G] _ conversation, _ _
_ [C] _ leapfrogged from topic [G] to topic. _ _
_ [C] If only she'd say [G] something bad.
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[A] If only he weren't so [D] myopic. _ _ _
_ [G] Bright silver buttons and rose, _ _ [C] from head down to toes in [B] black leather. _
Could [C] this beauty love him?
[G] Here it goes.
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Poor [D] Arnold thought it's [G] now or never. _ _
[C] He could picture her head on [G] his pillow. _ _
[C] He had loved her the moment [B] he'd seen her. _ _
_ [C] He was an _ [G] armadillo, _ _ _
_ [D] she was a _ [G] _ concertina. _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ He _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ can't help [D] but feel [G] for the lad. _
Oh, [C] how happy poor Arnold [G] would be. _ _ _
[C] If they could make love in [G] the shadows, [E] _ _
[A] and no one but one [D] would see. _ _
_ [G] Alas, what [D] he hoped [G] might have been _ a [C] sweet secret was soured [B] _ completely. _ _
_ [C] Sex with a _ [G] concertina _ [E] _ _
[A] is rarely [D] _
accomplished [G] _ discreetly. _ _
[C] The dancer stopped stripping [G] the _ willow.
[C] It was oh, such a loud _ [B] _ misdemeanor. _ _
_ [C] He was an _ [G] armadillo, _ _ _
_ [D] she was a _ [G] _ concertina. _ _
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Picture love [D] as a kind [G] of fun charity. _ _
[C] Poor Arnold, his first [G] was unfinished. _ _ _
_ [C] What let everyone who [G] was there [E] know? _
_ [A] A very loud C [D]-sharp diminished.
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_ [G] _ Somebody [D] said, [G] look it's Arnold. _
And [C] he ran from their scorn and [B] their laughter. _ _ _
_ _ [C] Into the darkness [G] outside, _ [Em] _ [E] _
_ [A] and never [D] _
returned [G] ever after. _ _
_ [C] _ Tales of lost _ [G] love and dreams unfulfilled.
[C] Oh, cruel Cupid, you've never [B] been _ _ meaner.
_ [C] He was an _ [G] armadillo, _ _ _ _ [D] she was a _ [G] _ concertina.
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_ [C] He was an _ [G] _ armadillo, _ _ _ [D] she _ was a _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ concertina. _ _
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