Llama In My Living Room Chords by Aronchupa, Little Sis Nora

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[C] You guys know Ron Jeremy, huh?
_ [Gm] You know the porn star?
_ _ _ My neighbor?
[G] He looks [Eb] just like him.
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[G] _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ And you know what the funny [G] thing is?
He doesn't have a fucking clue. _
_ _ Now let me tell you about this one time at his birthday party when shit went down.
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[F] My neighbor's knocking and I open [Db] carefully.
[Eb] He looks a bit like [F] Ronny Jeremy. _ _
He's screaming at me, [Db] damn you little _ albatraoz.
While he [Fm] smells like chips and cavendous.
He said, [Db] what the hell is going on?
[Eb] What is that goddamn growl?
That ain't no sound [Cm] of rock [Fm] and roll.
I [Db] said, I'm so sorry, but I got this [Eb] thing I have to show.
They might be good [Cm] for you [Fm] to know.
So I brought him [Db] inside.
Don't [Eb] know why, but [Ab] then [Cm] suddenly he [Fm] just passed out.
[Eb] I thought, well, [Db] all right.
Can't [Eb] deny that I [C] got a llama in my living room.
A llama in my living room.
A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my [Gm] living room.
_ _ _ [C] Llama [F] in my living room.
Boom, boom, da, da, [Db] da, boom, boom.
[Eb] I got a, boom, boom, da, da, [F] da, boom, boom.
A llama in my living room.
Boom, boom, da, da, [Db] da, boom, boom.
[Eb] I got a, boom, boom, da, [F] da, da, boom, boom.
A llama in my living [Fm] room. _ _ _ _ _ _
I saw my little neighbor [Db] shaking on the floor.
[Eb] I've never seen a man like [Fm] that before.
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[Fm] He didn't even make it through [Db] my kitchen door.
[Eb] He must have thought it was a [Fm] dinosaur.
_ Then he [Db] opened up his eyes, screaming, [Eb] I'ma kill that thing.
Then his [Cm] big arm started to [Fm] swing.
_ I [Db] tried to calm him down, told him [Eb] take it easy now.
It's just my llama [Cm] named Chow [Fm] Chow.
Then he [Db] raised up.
_ He said, [Eb] what?
_ I said, [Ab] I'm sorry, [Cm] but I just [Fm] can't stop.
[Eb] Now you know [Db] what?
_ What I [Eb] got?
That I got [C] a llama in my living room.
A llama in my living room.
A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in [Gm] my,
_ _ _ [Fm] llama in my living room.
I got a, boom, boom, da, da, [Db] da, boom, boom.
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_ _ _ [F] A llama in my living room.
[Fm] _ _ _ [Db] _ _ [Eb] I got.
_ _ A llama [F] in my living room.
_ Boom, boom, da, da, [Db] da, boom, boom, _
[Eb] boom.
_ [F] A llama in my living room.
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