Give Him A Flower Chords by Arthur Brown

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[Am] _ [G] You're lying in your bath one [C] day and looking at [Am] your toes,
[G] And sixty policemen bursting [C] through the door.
[Am] _ [G] Don't you know it's an offence to strike a public [Am] pose,
Cos [G] even bathrooms ain't not private [C] anymore.
_ [G] Give him a flop, Cos we're all here looking at you, ain't we?
Give him a [C] flop, _ _ _ _ Give him a [Gm] flop,
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Give [C] him a flop. _ _ _ _
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_ [G] If you're lying with your girlfriend [C] on the sunny [Am] esplanade,
[G] And an eight stone bully kicks [C] sand in your face,
_ [G] And pours all your suntan lotion [C] into your lemonade,
[Gm] And takes your girl and also [C] takes your [Am] place,
[G] Don't eat him [C] with a bowl, [G] What should I do?
Give [C] him a flop, _ _ _ _ Give [G] him a flop,
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Give [C] him a flop. _ _ _ _
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When [G] you're driving on the M1 in [C] your [Am] 1924, [G] Without tax or MOT or [Cm] any brakes,
_ [G] And you're banned from driving late and [C] you're reversing [A] to a truck,
[Gm] And the driver is the same eight [C] stone bully who kicks [Am] sand in your face [G] in the last [C] verse,
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Give him [C] a flop, _ _ _ Give him [G] a flop, _ _ _ _
Give him [C] a flop, _ _ _ _ Give him [D] a flop. _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ Dolphins, [C] lilies, snowdrops, deadly [G] nightshade,
Violets, watercress, tulips, love [Cm] in a mist, _
[Am] Nettles, [G] fuchsias, micamostasies, [C] dahlias, bluebells,
[Am] Masubian [G] flytraps, houseleps, dandelions, [C] forget-me-nots,
[Am] Poison [G] ivy [C] petals,
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[C] Give him a flop, _ _ _ _ Give him [G] a flop, _ _ _
Give him a [C] flop, _ _ _ Give him a [D] flop. _ _ _ _ _
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