Chords for Asylum Street Spankers - Scrotum Song
Tempo:
127.9 bpm
Chords used:
G
E
A
D
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
[E]
[A] [D] [G]
[E]
Sister, [A] don't [D] you grow in [G]
Mars
Here's one, [E] just think
[A] The day you try you'll find [D] it's far
[G] Now you and I, turn [C] so
Like some other chicken [G] I don't like
For her, I'm sure [E] can miss
Sister, [A] don't you [D] grow in I [G] -
Squirtle, [E] squirtle
[A] It's my wrinkly, [D] crinkly [G] bag of skin
[E] Squirtle, [A] it's the thing I keep my [D] testes in
[G] Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered in hair
And I [F#] don't know what I'd do [C#] if it was not there
[G] Squirtle, [E] squirtle
[A] It's my wrinkly, [D]
crinkly [G] bag of skin
I've got a really [E] big peanut
[A] [D] Grown right [G] in the South
We can [E] break it open
[A] You can pop it [D] in your mouth
[G] They say [C] my peanut, it's rather small
It's better to have one [A#] peanut than no [C#] peanut at [G] all
Oh my [E] peanut, peanut
[A] It's grown [D] right in [G] the South
[E] Squirtle, [A] squirtle
[D] You'll make your mama, [G]
[E] [A] you'll only
[D] [G] Well it may stretch, it may [C] [C#]
[G] melt
You can't make out [E] the score, it's
[A] [D]
[G] Well I got a [E] pussycat, yes I do
[A] [D] Man it sure [G] is fine
Pussy, pussy,
[E] pussycat, I love [A] you
You're my [D] favorite feline
[G] Well [E] bathing my [G] pussy is so [C] much fun
Cause [B] all I gotta [C#] do is use my [G] tongue
Plus we gotta [E] jump around the [A] room
And [D] wave our [G] hands
To
[E] [A] [D] play [G] with mine
[E] [A] We'll have a [D] [G] healthy scene
[A#] [C] [A#]
Gathered gonna [G]
[E] [A] [D] let's play [G] with
Squirtle, [E] squirtle
[A] It's my wrinkly, crinkly [G] bag of skin
Everybody is squirtle
[E] Squirtle, [A] it's the thing that you can't [E] resist
It's squintly and it's [G] crinkly [N] and it's covered in hair
And I don't know why
[G]
[E] Squirtle, [A] it's my [G] wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
[E] We're really [A] meanin' our [G#] wrinkly, crinkly bag [G] of skin
[C#m] We'll tell you why [A] we're our wrinkly, [G] crinkly bag of skin
[D#m] [N]
[E]
[A] [D] [G]
[E]
Sister, [A] don't [D] you grow in [G]
Mars
Here's one, [E] just think
[A] The day you try you'll find [D] it's far
[G] Now you and I, turn [C] so
Like some other chicken [G] I don't like
For her, I'm sure [E] can miss
Sister, [A] don't you [D] grow in I [G] -
Squirtle, [E] squirtle
[A] It's my wrinkly, [D] crinkly [G] bag of skin
[E] Squirtle, [A] it's the thing I keep my [D] testes in
[G] Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered in hair
And I [F#] don't know what I'd do [C#] if it was not there
[G] Squirtle, [E] squirtle
[A] It's my wrinkly, [D]
crinkly [G] bag of skin
I've got a really [E] big peanut
[A] [D] Grown right [G] in the South
We can [E] break it open
[A] You can pop it [D] in your mouth
[G] They say [C] my peanut, it's rather small
It's better to have one [A#] peanut than no [C#] peanut at [G] all
Oh my [E] peanut, peanut
[A] It's grown [D] right in [G] the South
[E] Squirtle, [A] squirtle
[D] You'll make your mama, [G]
[E] [A] you'll only
[D] [G] Well it may stretch, it may [C] [C#]
[G] melt
You can't make out [E] the score, it's
[A] [D]
[G] Well I got a [E] pussycat, yes I do
[A] [D] Man it sure [G] is fine
Pussy, pussy,
[E] pussycat, I love [A] you
You're my [D] favorite feline
[G] Well [E] bathing my [G] pussy is so [C] much fun
Cause [B] all I gotta [C#] do is use my [G] tongue
Plus we gotta [E] jump around the [A] room
And [D] wave our [G] hands
To
[E] [A] [D] play [G] with mine
[E] [A] We'll have a [D] [G] healthy scene
[A#] [C] [A#]
Gathered gonna [G]
[E] [A] [D] let's play [G] with
Squirtle, [E] squirtle
[A] It's my wrinkly, crinkly [G] bag of skin
Everybody is squirtle
[E] Squirtle, [A] it's the thing that you can't [E] resist
It's squintly and it's [G] crinkly [N] and it's covered in hair
And I don't know why
[G]
[E] Squirtle, [A] it's my [G] wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
[E] We're really [A] meanin' our [G#] wrinkly, crinkly bag [G] of skin
[C#m] We'll tell you why [A] we're our wrinkly, [G] crinkly bag of skin
[D#m] [N]
Key:
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_ 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
_ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
Sister, [A] don't [D] you grow in [G] _ _
Mars
_ Here's one, [E] just think
_ [A] The day you try you'll find [D] it's far
_ [G] Now you and I, _ _ _ turn [C] so
Like some other chicken [G] I don't like
For her, I'm sure [E] can miss
_ _ Sister, [A] don't you [D] grow in I [G] _ _ _ -
Squirtle, _ [E] _ squirtle
[A] It's my wrinkly, [D] crinkly [G] bag of skin _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ Squirtle, [A] it's the thing I keep my [D] testes in
_ [G] Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered in hair
And I [F#] don't know what I'd do [C#] if it was not there
[G] _ Squirtle, _ [E] squirtle
_ [A] It's my wrinkly, [D]
crinkly [G] bag of skin
_ _ I've got a really [E] big peanut
_ [A] _ [D] Grown right [G] in the South
_ _ We can [E] break it open
_ [A] You can pop it [D] in your mouth
_ [G] They say [C] my peanut, it's rather small
It's better to have one [A#] peanut than no [C#] peanut at [G] all
Oh my [E] peanut, _ peanut
[A] It's grown [D] right in [G] the South _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ Squirtle, _ [A] squirtle
[D] You'll make your mama, [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ you'll only
[D] _ _ _ [G] Well it may stretch, it may _ _ _ [C] _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ _ [G] melt
You can't make out [E] the score, it's
[A] _ _ [D] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ Well I got a [E] pussycat, yes I do
[A] _ [D] Man it sure [G] is _ fine
_ Pussy, pussy, _
[E] _ pussycat, I love [A] you
You're my [D] favorite feline
[G] Well [E] bathing my [G] pussy is so [C] much fun
Cause [B] all I gotta [C#] do is use my [G] tongue
Plus we gotta [E] jump around the [A] room
And [D] wave our [G] hands
_ _ To _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] play [G] with mine _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ We'll have a [D] _ _ _ [G] healthy scene _ _
_ _ [A#] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [A#]
Gathered gonna _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ [D] let's play [G] with
_ _ _ _ Squirtle, _ [E] _ squirtle
[A] It's my wrinkly, crinkly [G] bag of skin
_ Everybody is squirtle
[E] _ Squirtle, _ [A] it's the thing that you can't [E] resist
_ _ _ It's squintly and it's [G] crinkly [N] and it's covered in hair
And I don't know why
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] Squirtle, _ _ _ [A] it's my [G] wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
[E] We're really [A] meanin' our [G#] wrinkly, crinkly bag [G] of skin
[C#m] We'll tell you why [A] we're our wrinkly, [G] crinkly bag of skin _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D#m] _ _ [N] _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
Sister, [A] don't [D] you grow in [G] _ _
Mars
_ Here's one, [E] just think
_ [A] The day you try you'll find [D] it's far
_ [G] Now you and I, _ _ _ turn [C] so
Like some other chicken [G] I don't like
For her, I'm sure [E] can miss
_ _ Sister, [A] don't you [D] grow in I [G] _ _ _ -
Squirtle, _ [E] _ squirtle
[A] It's my wrinkly, [D] crinkly [G] bag of skin _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ Squirtle, [A] it's the thing I keep my [D] testes in
_ [G] Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered in hair
And I [F#] don't know what I'd do [C#] if it was not there
[G] _ Squirtle, _ [E] squirtle
_ [A] It's my wrinkly, [D]
crinkly [G] bag of skin
_ _ I've got a really [E] big peanut
_ [A] _ [D] Grown right [G] in the South
_ _ We can [E] break it open
_ [A] You can pop it [D] in your mouth
_ [G] They say [C] my peanut, it's rather small
It's better to have one [A#] peanut than no [C#] peanut at [G] all
Oh my [E] peanut, _ peanut
[A] It's grown [D] right in [G] the South _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ Squirtle, _ [A] squirtle
[D] You'll make your mama, [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ you'll only
[D] _ _ _ [G] Well it may stretch, it may _ _ _ [C] _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ _ [G] melt
You can't make out [E] the score, it's
[A] _ _ [D] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ Well I got a [E] pussycat, yes I do
[A] _ [D] Man it sure [G] is _ fine
_ Pussy, pussy, _
[E] _ pussycat, I love [A] you
You're my [D] favorite feline
[G] Well [E] bathing my [G] pussy is so [C] much fun
Cause [B] all I gotta [C#] do is use my [G] tongue
Plus we gotta [E] jump around the [A] room
And [D] wave our [G] hands
_ _ To _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] play [G] with mine _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ We'll have a [D] _ _ _ [G] healthy scene _ _
_ _ [A#] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [A#]
Gathered gonna _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ [D] let's play [G] with
_ _ _ _ Squirtle, _ [E] _ squirtle
[A] It's my wrinkly, crinkly [G] bag of skin
_ Everybody is squirtle
[E] _ Squirtle, _ [A] it's the thing that you can't [E] resist
_ _ _ It's squintly and it's [G] crinkly [N] and it's covered in hair
And I don't know why
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] Squirtle, _ _ _ [A] it's my [G] wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin
[E] We're really [A] meanin' our [G#] wrinkly, crinkly bag [G] of skin
[C#m] We'll tell you why [A] we're our wrinkly, [G] crinkly bag of skin _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D#m] _ _ [N] _ _