Chords for Auto-Tuning Real Life!

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_ Oh [G] sure cut me off! _ _ _
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_ [Bb] _ _ _ gotta take a massive auto-turd.
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_ _ Welcome to Schwartz, what can I get for you?
[Cm] Can I have a medium dark roast coffee and a bottle of Diet Pepsi?
Okay, anything else?
That's all.
[C] That'll be $4.60, please sign up.
Thank [G] you!
You're welcome.
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_ Thank you.
_ _ What is going on?
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_ _ _ What is going on?
Oh my god!
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_ _ _ _ Hey, I'm here!
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Please don't, please. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Hi.
Hello!
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_ You look beautiful today.
Oh my god! _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I meant to say, you look beautiful today. _ _ _ _ _
_ What is actually going on right now? _
_ _ [F] My darling, I [G] _
_ [Bb] can't get [F] enough of your love, baby. _ _
[Bb] _ _ Girl, I don't know, I don't know, I [Bb] don't know why.
I can't [F] get enough of your love. _ _
I'm leaving.
[N] _ No, no, no, no, no, wait, don't go!
Oh my god!
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What a day, I'm telling you.
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