Chords for Awkward Encounters While Walking My Dog (All The Local Winos...)

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I have a friendly dog, _ he'll run around, he may have seen us on [D] our game board. _
We frequent the river and the parks around the town, and when I see someone I know [G] she'll
always make me [D] smile.
[G] She gets a little anxious when she sees another dog.
[E] _
People she's [Am] always been _ relaxed, [C]
she's not very [Eb] [G] discerning when it comes to choosing
[E] friends, and [A] there seems to be a certain [Bm] type of person she _ _ [Gb] attracts.
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All the local winos want to make friends with my dog, and my pup doesn't like to [D] walk away. _
They ask me lots of questions and they offer their affections, and I feel obliged to [G] uncomfortably
say, their behaviour may be crude, but to ignore them would be [E] rude, and my mother didn't
bring [Am] me up that way.
[C]
All [Eb] the local [G] winos want to make friends with my dog, [A] and my pup doesn't [D] like [G] to walk away. _ _
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She's usually oblivious to my constant hate, she runs to greet [D] them with a wagging tail. _
I desperately hunt around for an easy exit point with incoherent snort or taunts [G] before
I have [D] the chance to bail.
[G]
My senses always tell [C] me that I'm going [G] to be mucked, [E] so I reach to give my [Am] wallet and my phone.
_ [C]
I [Eb] flinch as they utter [G] _ unintelligible words, and [Db] then sigh with relief when I [D] detect a [Gbm] friendly _ tone.
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [G] _
All the local winos want to make friends with my dog, and my pup doesn't like [D] to walk away. _
I end up in a fuzz of fags, a stale sight of breath, as I try to hide my [G] obvious [D] disdain.
[G] She seems to be a breed that has a certain appeal, the types who dine consists [Am] of bargain
boots for every [C] meal.
All [Eb] the local [G] winos want to make friends with my [E] dog, [A] and my pup doesn't [D] like [G] to walk away. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I do my best to avoid it, so, as we go to the park, where the druggies and the rough [D] teenagers dwell. _ _
I rarely venture out with her when it has gotten dark, as we catch the attention [G] of
some [D] drunken men as well.
[G] I try to keep away when there are people hanging round, [C]
the benches bounce down sipping walls
and swings in the playground, and [Eb] suddenly, as if [G] out of nowhere, they appear, [Db] staggering,
hands [Gbm] out slurring, BAAAAAAA! _
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All the local winos want to make friends with my dog, and my pup doesn't like [D] to walk away.
_ They greet me with a wish, and they offer me a drink, and I say thanks, but it's too
early [G] in the [D] day.
[G] They catch me unprepared, I've long stopped being scared, [E] I just find it hard to work
[Am] out what to say.
_ [C]
All the local [G] winos want to make [E] friends with my dog, [A] and my pup [D] doesn't like [G] to walk away. _ _ _
All the local winos want to make friends with my dog, and my pup doesn't like [D] to walk away. _ _ _
Accessorised with diamond white and cans of special brew, it's really very sweet in its
own peculiar way.
[G] Though they may cause some alarm, they don't mean any harm, [E]
they only want to come [Am] and
have a play.
_ [C]
All [Eb] the local [G] winos want to make [E] friends with my dog, [A] and my pup [D] doesn't like [G] to walk away. _ _ _