Chords for Böörti Böörti Vogts

Sir, what is your opinion about Bertie Vogt?
You should go to jail [G] for what you do.
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[Bb] _ [Ab] _ _ [F] God damn it, [Eb] Michael!
I gotta go now!
Come on, Bertie Vogt!
[C] _ _ [F] Who is the most beautiful coach in the state?
Bertie Vogt!
Bertie Vogt!
And who is the most beautiful woman?
_ Bertie Vogt!
Bertie Vogt!
And who wears size XXS?
Bertie Vogt!
Bertie Vogt!
And is there a pretty [Gm] cast for that?
[F] Bertie Vogt!
Bertie Vogt!
[Bb] Bertie Vogt!
[Ab] Bertie Vogt!
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[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] Bertie _
[F] [Ab] Vogt!
Bertie Vogt!
[F] _ [Eb] Bertie Vogt!
[Fm] Bertie Vogt!
[Eb] _ _ [Eb] Bertie Vogt!
Bertie Vogt!
Who's had his tails healthcare?
[Bb] _ [Ab] Bertie Vogt!
Bertie Vogt!
And is allowed to poke in the nose?
[F] Bertie Vogt!
Bertie Vogt!
Who likes egg on style?
Bertie Vogt!
Bertie Vogt!
[Ebm] And plays the game of [Fm] Playmobil?
Freddie Po.
Freddie Po.
Wer reden was kein Mensch versteht?
Freddie Po.
Freddie Po.
[C] Wer hat um der Uhr [Bb] [F] gedreht?
Freddie Po.
Freddie Po.
Wer spielt Fußball und kein Golf?
Freddie Po.
Freddie Po.
[Ebm] Wer hat Angst vor [Fm] [Bb] Bösenwolf?
Freddie Po.
_ _ [Ebm] Freddie Po.
[F] _ [Ab] Freddie Po.
_ [Eb] _ Freddie _
[F] [Ab] Po.
Freddie Po.
[F] Freddie Po.
[Bb] Bernie [Ab] Pawlence, Bernie [F] Pawlence!
Bernie _ [Abm] Pawlence, [Eb] I [F] _ _ _ _
_ [Ab] love his sexy legs.
Get here [F] Michael, I gotta go now.
[C] Come on, Bernie Pawlence.
_ [F] Uh, I can't tell you [E] what's going on here.
Bernie Pawlence, [F] Bernie Pawlence!
Who is always afraid?
Bernie Pawlence, Bernie Pawlence!
Who always has a cool smile?
Bernie Pawlence, Bernie Pawlence!
Who's at home in the kitchen?
Bernie!
Bernie!
Who likes to sing with Bill and Pete?
[Ab] Nobody!
[F] Nobody!
[Eb] Trump is big, and what [Bb] is Verzi?
[F] Nobody!
Nobody!
Who has to go to bed at 8?
Bernie!
Bernie!
[Ebm] And who is actually [Bb] quite nice?
Bernie!
[Eb] Bernie!
Bernie! _
[Fm] Bernie!
[Abm] Bernie!
Bernie!
Bernie!
[Eb] _ _ Bernie! _
[F] _ [Bb] _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ Bernie!
[F] Bernie!
[Ab] Bernie!
Bernie!
_ [F] _ _
Bernie!
[Ab] Bernie!
Bernie!
_ [F] Bernie!
Bernie! _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Eb] Bernie!
Bernie! _ [F] _ [Ab] _ Bernie!
[F] _ [Eb] Bernie! _
[F] _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Eb] Bernie! _