Chords for B.B. King - Blues For A Dog (Married With Children)

[B] _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _
I was born in a [B] [Bbm] junkyard, [D] a child of the [B] streets.
[Bbm] My dinner was [B] cats and garbage [N] and other tasty treats.
_ Holy smokes and darkness, I was in the [B] pound alone.
The [G] bonders came and got me, [N] didn't even bring a bone.
[Abm] _ I'm out here, _ _ _ I ain't talking jazz.
[Gb] _ _ _
_ I'll eat [Abm] anything, _ [B] even [Gbm] [Gb] if it's alive.
[Eb] _ _ [D] _ _ _
[Db] Don't [Abm] want no fax [Bbm] machine, got no useful [B]
[Gb] phone.
Don't even [Abm] want my belly rubbed, [Bbm] [Abm] just give me a bloodstained bone.
_ Starving out here, mama, _ _ _ got [Gb] no food to call my [Db] own.
[Abm] _ [Ebm] _ _ _ You [C] better watch your wives [Abm] and children.
[B] _ [D] I'm out here prowling for a bone.
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [B] _ _ [A] Woman _ _ _ makes you [B] stupid, [Gb] [A] every man's a [B] hound.
[Bbm] [G] She still loves [B] an ocean, [Gb] then [Dbm] she pulls [B] you in to drown.
[Bb] [E] Woman makes you [B] stupid, [Bb] always playing with [B] your head.
[Gb] Next time you be smiling, [Bb] till the day you wake [B] up dead. _ _ _ _
_ _ [Gbm] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ [Bbm] _ [Gm] Woman makes you [B] stupid, [Bbm] _
when she show her [D] little [B] tails.
[N] I don't know why we need them.
Oh yeah, a coffee needs a [D] nail.
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ [E] _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ [Db] _ [E] _ _
[Gbm] _ [Db] _ [A] _ [B] _ [Gb] _ [Ebm] _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _