Chords for Bad Apple but the lyrics are describing what happens in the video

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Got an apple core and it turns into a woman
[B] Then she waves her arms, tells [Db] you of the dropping [Eb] litter
Now she's got some flappy wings, is it Batman?
Maybe, [B] but she's got a cookie tee, oh [Ebm] my gosh, she's [D] dropped it
[Eb] Suddenly, the Shard of Flamenco
[Abm] Dancers saying, [B] come and have a go
But [Db] look how she's got [D] a dagger
And [Ebm] she nearly had that [Eb] poor woman's eye out
All she really [B] wanted was to show off [Gb] her Christmas [D] _
[B] lanterns
She's got a massive sword, it's [Db] a tadpole in the sky
But [Eb] it swims out of the way, well in that case, never [Ebm] mind
And there's [B] suddenly a tree and [Db] a woman with a fan
And [Eb] she flaps it up and down, there's a paddle in [Ebm] the air
But [B] it's actually a boat and [Db] the woman in the boat
Has [Eb] a bloody massive scythe, the grim reaper in [Ebm] her grasp
Now [B] it covers Gleaning Har, aren't [Db] those earrings really big?
Look [Eb] at me, I've got the sword, now I'll point it over [Abm] there
And [B] this girl is so depressed that [Db] she set her wrist on fire
And [Eb] is going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair
[B] But at least we're nice and warm, and [Db] I think this girl agrees
But [Eb] I don't know why they're dressed as a pop plant under a ball
[B] There's a funny glowing ball and [Db] I wonder what it is
[Eb] Doesn't want to shake my hand, well I'm so offended now
And [B] this girl is sulking too, but [Db] she's having second thoughts
And [Eb] she wishes that she'd gone to [Bb] the party on the [Gb] sun
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[Eb] Look at all the leaves, sweep them up now, [Ebm] wait a [B] minute
Maybe if I smoke [Db] this one it'll [D] make me dizzy
[Ebm] And I'm dancing like a dad in a disco
And the [B] tiny wizards come to pose [Db] like I'm [Bb] Charlie's [Eb] Angels
But convincing guy is a girl's umbrella, [B] would you like to see a trick?
[Db] Just like David, [D] bloody [Eb] prophecy, oh dear, it might have now
Better spin, we're hopefully [B] gonna skip right past the next girl
[Db] Cause she's [Dm] too [D]
[B] boring, badly fitting wings, [Db] write a letter of complaint
[Eb] But her pen runs out of ink, so she throws it [Ebm] like a dart
[B] And a viking takes a drink [Db] from his sort of violin
[Eb] But some bugger drank the rest and there's hardly [Ebm] any left
[B] And the droplet is a girl [Db] with a creepy little doll
[Eb] But she's got ADHD and forgot to take her [B] pills
Now the doll has got away [Db] and she's running for her boss
[Eb] But she trips over a shoelace and falls [Abm] into the [C] sea
And it's really windy now, [D] this umbrella's going to break
[E] But it's really not the wind, there's a magnet over there
[C] The Grim Reaper's back again, [D] but this time she's got a hat
[E] And if she don't think it suits her she'll top off her young legs
[C] Something's dripping off her side [D] and it makes a massive splosh
[E] And it's woken up a girl who was sleeping in the pond
[C] Someone in a witch's hat who is [D] hanging like a bat
[E] Reaches over to the pond, girl and makes a swirly dart
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