Chords for Bad Old Man

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He [Am] had a bad old [F#] man who beat him [C] Took a hammer to his [D] knees just to please
him [Am] Now he's thirty [F#]-five, half alive
[C] He's an open mouth [F#] and a beehive [Am] He's gonna smile [F#] and be happy
[C] Make everyone know [F#] that he's happy [Am] Put his smiley face [E] on a billboard
[C] Kiss him from your [G] car, he's happy _ [Am] He's not happy
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[Am] With his swollen lips, [F#] around his early teens [C] In his dress, you can't believe [F#] it's in his
[G] jeans Some [Am] days he's half man, [E] and then he's half
God But [G] on his [D] rude days, he wouldn't touch his
[G] greens _ [Am] He's gonna make you smile [E] and be happy
[C] Make everyone know [F#] that he's happy [Am] Put his smiley [F#] face on your TV
_ [C] Kiss him from your chair, [F#] make him happy He [Am] drowned his [E] stepson in the dark pond
[A] Let the wife beat her up to [F#m] make a pop song He [Am] put razor [E] blades in the ice cream
[G] Shot [E] a pedophile [F#m] in a wet _ [Am] dream
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He's [D] got a young man [F#] who beats him _ [G] Whispers sweet [D] nothings just to [G] please him
He [A] makes him cool [G#] for the TV [A] _
[C] Makes half the man he [G] is a celebrity
[Am] With his swollen lips, [G#] around his early [A]
teens [G] In his dress, you [Am] can't believe it's in his
[G] jeans _ [A] He's half man, [E] and half God
[G] One half [D] bitch, [G] one half God
[Am] He drowned his [E] stepson in the dark pond [G] Let the [Am] wife beat her up to [F#m] make a pop song
[Am] Put razor [E] blades in the ice cream [Em] Made [A] nobody famous [F#m] on the big screen
[Am] Put the [A] whole wide world [E] under control He [G] put a [E] five times rapist [F#m] on his TV show
[Am] On every [E] single channel in every single home [G] You [E] can even hear his voice [F#m] on the telephone
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