Chords for Bagpipes From Baghdad

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Why did we have to break up?
All I asked for was a glass of poach
You see I never really asked for much I can't imagine what's going through your mind
After such a nasty break up with that Latin hunk
Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon, bet the back the [Cm] fuck up
I'm not playing, I want the back ya punk This is Hello Kitty, Best Friends, Satin Folk
Mixed with Egyptian with a little rap and poke
Zappin', Eric Clapton, Chaffer and Tapper Croakin'
Yeah baby, I want another cracker shot You can beat me with any stats, hell of that's your what
I mean I really want your badge ya cunt, Nick you had your fun
I've come to get you when you sack the junk Man I could use a fresh batch of blunts
So prepare your vernacular for Dracula, act your part
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease?
Will Pete say he's [Gm] crazy to say [Cm] the least?
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind?
Have the [G] time of your life blowing up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Somebody from the bakery sign off cause I'm gone blowing up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I'm running the streets and _
[Ab] that's fucking a blast
You [Cm] can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture
I'm the miracle whip trickster
My signature sound when the tuba lipsticks surround
I'm bound to put it on in an instant
Wow man, what an ensemble, what an assortment of form
Ceuticals, this beautiful pill just to my palmer
Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottom
Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama
A cuttle like Dharma, who'll put your knife on ya?
The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fucking Red Sonja
Get it stuck in your cornea
Nice knowing you know I'm in use for fucking annoying
Drop the shovel, boy, you don't know what the fuck you're doing
I ain't playing no fucking war
Nicknaming you prick, I wish you luck with the fucking war
Every minute there's a sucker born
Snuck up on Malachi, made the motherfucker suck on a struck of corn
Suck a, suck a corn, suck a corn
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fucking on
Man, what the fuck are you doing?
You're running over [D] the snow blower with the lawnmower
Blow on your [Cm] Bagpipes from Baghdad
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I'm in the embassy for pizza
These [Gm] prayers need to say [Cm] the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind?
Half the [Gm] time we knock [Cm] on my door
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Some munchies from the vacancy sign on
Cause [D] I'm gone, blowing through my door
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I'm running [G] the streets and knocking like _ [C] a bagpipe
In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty fucking you to your breast
Nipple flesh, pickles my testicles
Is what they said to the two conjoined twins
How's it going, girlfriends?
You need a boyfriend?
You need some ointment?
Just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first?
We'll do a coin flip
I just got [Cm] my one year sobriety coin chip
When the bad get going, how bad does the coin get?
Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other
Especially when you're joined at the hip
I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
And attempt to separate them and stitch them back at the lawn shit
Lordly little boy with the chocolate chips, ahoy, chip
Cookie, look, he even took me a Polaroid
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease for pizza?
He's [Gm] crazy to say [Cm] the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind?
Half the [G] time we not crying while [Cm] blowing up my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Some of my tits on the bake and they sign off
Cause [D] I'm gone blowing up my
Bagpipes from [Eb] Baghdad
I run [G] the streets and act like a [B] mad man
[Cm] Like a bagpipes from Baghdad
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