Bald Headed Men by Christine Lavin & SIX Bitchin' Babes Chords

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_ _ [B] Hi [C#] girls!
Hi [D] Chris!
Hey, you know, I've been [A] thinking.
There's some things about [F#] men that I really love, but there's some [B] things I don't like at all.
You [D] think we could discuss this?
Oh, [A] yeah, sure, yeah.
[F#m] Alright.
I don't like men [Bm] who _ [F#] exaggerate [C#] about the places they've been, about the money they make.
[F#m] I like a man [Bm] who's honest and true, [C#] who can look you in the eye when he talks to you.
[F#m] I like men who [Bm] accept who [F#] they are, [C#] that everybody can look like a movie star if [F#m] you can follow
this thought to [Bm] its logical [F#] end.
You [C#] can see why I like bald-headed men.
[F#m] She said it before!
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[G#m] I like bald-headed [F#] men. _
[C#] Everybody knows [Bm] it's [F#m] testosterone that [C#] turns a bushy-haired man into a chrome dome.
[F#m] But testosterone is [Bm] what makes a [C#] man a man.
The more that he's got, the more that he [F#m] can do the things that [Bm] make the women go,
OI!
I'll [C#] take a bald-headed man over a big-haired boy.
[F#m] Big-haired boys [Bm] make very good [C#] friends, but they cannot compare to bald-headed men.
[F#m] She said it before!
[B] She'll say it again!
[C#] _ _ I [G] like bald-headed men.
Why would you waste your money joining [F#] that hair club for guys?
Everyone, [G] everyone!
Why would you cover your manly badge of [F#] thunder with such a bad disguise?
Guys, guys, [G] guys, guys!
Why would you blow your money on [F#] Rogaine and _ _ Minoxidil? _
[G] All they can _ [G#] guarantee are years [A] and years of pharmacy [C#] _ _ bills.
It's so good!
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Yes, we believe the hair replacement [D] industry for men is like the [C#m] cosmetic industry for women.
[F#m] A giant [A] black hole that will just suck your money away for the [D] rest of your life! _
[C#m] _ _ _ [F#m] No matter how you fight it, [Bm] time marches on.
[C#] Some new things appear, some old things are [F#m] gone.
Let them go, [Bm] it's a natural thing.
Like [C#] a leaf [G#m] off a tree, [C#] like a bird on a wing.
[F#m] Try looking in, you're [Bm] from a whole different place.
[C#] You're not losing hair, you're gaining face.
[F#m] Be confident, be cool, [Bm] it won't be [F#] long when you [C#] are proud to be one of the bald-headed men.
[F#m] She said it [Bm] before!
She'll say it again!
_ [C#] _ _ I [G] love bald-headed [F#] men.
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_ [B] _ _ _ [D] _ John Malkovich?
[C#m] _ [F#] _ Love him. _ _ _
The [F#m] guy on Star [D] Trek The Next Generation? _
[A] _ _ Love him. _ _ _
_ [B] _ Michael [D] Jordan? _ _ _
[B] _ _ Love [F#m] him. _ _ _
_ [B] _ Tom [D] Paxton? _ _
[C#m] _ _ [A] Love him. _ _ _
[B] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] Alan Brady? _
[A] _ _ Love him. _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] Burt Reynolds? _ _
[C#] _ _ [F#m] Love him. _ _ _
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[C#m] Yul [B] Brynner?
Love [F#m] him. _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[A] Kelly Savalas?
[F#m] Who else, you may be? _ _
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