Chords for BALDUR'S GATE 3 RAP by JT Music - "Hard for a Bard" (DnD Bard Song)

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[B] _ I'm the one that's gonna [G] save you, baby.
You know that [B] your back is in the race.
You can't just pull me in.
You [G] won't bring me out of a charging back story.
That's [E] sorta cliche.
_ _ _ _ But [Bm] this is who I am.
Tell me who [Em] are you.
If [Bm] this isn't your jam, sorry, I'm the bar dude.
I got the wrist to blow the lid right off a tall roof.
That's [F#] how I raise the bar and make a fan of all you.
I know my role, but I gotta find me a squad.
They oughta know I run the show, I'm the one riding the plot.
I mean like, right out the gate I'm trying to [C#] pilot a knot.
But [Bm] I don't initiate before I line up my shot.
If I could marry the gate, right now I'm tying the knot.
But if it's gonna get dicey, I feel like mine will be hot.
As long as I get to talk, I'm really [Em] liking the op.
I'll make the call before we [F#] roll, so when it's time for the drop, I got you.
Take a puff of my cardic inspiration.
Listen to this uplifting sensation.
It's a play on my loo.
[B] Take your aim and [G] then shoot.
With every [Em] throw that I make, I save em.
[F#] Yo, I'm so charismatic and I'm no less permissioned with intimidation.
Make a retreat, [Bm] expeditious, I'll reverse any [F#] curse.
If you're casting a hex, I might've bounced a few checks.
But I'm [B] passing the rest to his lung.
So yes, I work with my words, just [D] like I am on my feet.
Because I'm parallel, it's [G] like your mind I can read.
My words kick in reverse, and [Em] with a flick of the wrist, I flip the script and the floor is [B] surely my words.
I'm a weapon, so you could diss enemy.
While [D] climbing all the right branches on the dialogue tree.
Tell [G] me I can, so I can show you the wrong.
Like [F#] when the potion seller says that his potion's too strong.
I go hard for a bard, [Bm] very much it can [Bm] feed me.
Long as I got my songs and all my people to praise me.
When am I getting my flowers?
You know by now that I'm mainly more dandelion than yammer.
But I ain't [D#] pushing a [G] daisy.
Take a puff of my cardic inspiration.
Just like an overdose [A] of motivation.
[G] Pucking on my guitar to put the puff in your heart.
That's like [Em] the first part of bard initiation.
Let me give you some bardic [Em] inspiration.
You'll be bumping my songs [A] all over [Bm] Facebook.
I've been known to make fools so [G] _
[Em] advantageous.
I've been up on the roof just so I can [B] break them.
Such a dashing half-elf from the woods.
[D] Although I won't be robbing you, I'm one hell of a hood.
[G] Ever so wealthy, if not as clever and stealthy afoot.
[Em] I've never had a single show that didn't sell like it should.
[B] I'm not one to kiss and tell, now I don't play the star.
[Bm] But what I got below my belt is my [Em] better part.
So [G] let me be the one to lighten up your shadow heart.
We'll [F#] get the camp set up and let the romance start.
[B] And if you're smart, you'll never cross my path.
Now you don't want [D] my wrath.
Beg for mercy, better [G] get my autograph.
I can design your confusion with more than minor allusion.
[Em] Cause after I hit you with this, you might find yourself bruising.
[B] With the lightest, lightest hand I'm ending out of your pocket.
[D] So when you've lost everything, I'll insist you disrupt it.
My [G] music gives and it takes, including physical tone.
[F#] Cause when a bard hits hard, it's a [F#m] critical [B] roll.
Take a puff of my bardic [D] inspiration.
Listen up to this uplifting [G] sensation.
It's a play on my lube.
Take your aim [Em] and then shoot.
With every throw that I make, I'll save us.
[Bm] So when the dire rolling hot, simply give them a throw.
[D] Cause when you're already winning, it's easy letting them go.
[G] Just like a musical crescendo that you feel in your soul.
[F#] My modifiers make everyone a _ [Bm] critical_ _sickle.
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