Banditos Chords by The Refreshments

Despite its large bulbous head, its brain is small.
[C] An [A#] ornery creature, the Southwestern tortoise,
when cornered [F] or poked with a sharp object,
such as a number two pencil or a barbecue fork,
[N] pulls its head back into its shell. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Hmm_
[E] So just how far down do you want to [D] go?
Well, we could talk it out over a cup of joe,
and [A] you could look deep into my eyes,
that guy was [E] a supermodel.
Uh-huh.
_ _ _ _ [D] _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ Now if we could [A] trust and say nothing to no one,
no howling bus could never crash a mile,
or flinch a crab from [E] nobody.
Uh-huh.
Well, get your ice-tank cars and a mortar [A] cart,
get your anti-air-defense guns,
and a shot-and-miss-a-gun,
[E] and a federation of planets,
we'll [B] see what big English that ain't [A] worth.
And [B] everybody knows,
[E] that the world's full of [C#] stupid [A] people,
that meet me at the mission at [B] midnight,
with dilly-dallies.
[E] _ _ [A] And everybody [B] knows,
that [E] the world's full [C#m] of stupid people.
[A] Well, I got the pistol, [B] so I'll shoot the pizzos,
[E] yeah, I'm not just saying that.
_ _ [F#] _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ Put the sugar in the tank, and the sheriff's car,
and by the [A] time he dies,
I'm dead, we'll get very far,
and they'll finally get the word,
that [E] there's been a hole-up.
Uh-huh.
Get your ice-tank cars and a mortar [A] cart,
and your anti-air-defense guns,
and a shot-and [E]-miss-a-gun,
and a federation of planets,
we'll see [B] what big English that ain't worth.
[A] And everybody [B] knows,
[E] that the world's full of [C#m] stupid [A] people,
that meet me at the mission at [B] midnight,
with [E] dilly-dallies.
_ _ [A] And [B] everybody knows,
[E] that the world's full [C#m] of stupid [A] people.
Well, I got the pistol, [B] so I'll shoot the pizzos,
yeah, I'm [E] _ _ not just [D] saying that.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
_ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ [E] We'll get your ice-tank cars and a mortar cart,
[A] and your anti-air-defense guns,
and a shot-and-miss-a [E]-gun,
and a federation of planets,
[B] we'll see what big English that ain't worth.
[E] And everybody [B] knows,
that [E] the world's full of stupid [C#] [A] people,
that meet me at the mission at [B] midnight,
with dilly-dallies.
[E] _ _ _ [A] And everybody [B] knows,
[E] that the world's full of [C#] stupid [A] people.
Well, I got the pistol, so I'll shoot the pizzos,
yeah, [E] I'm not just saying that.
_ [A] I'm not just saying that.
I'm not just saying that.
I'm not [E] just saying that.
Yeah.
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ [F#] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [D] _ [F#] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [A#] Ritual is so