Chords for Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican - Too Good to be Jus

It worked in the last time, didn't it?
Yeah, it did.
Are you all ready for a sentence on you lot?
If you all let us in join you, you've got fucking underwear on and you'll get hit by a bus.
_ _ Which is quite like that.
Here's a weird thing.
[G#] I once got knocked down.
There was a road here, I don't know if you can remember.
I got hit by a bus.
On this very [E] road.
[C] During work experience.
So, get out of the way.
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_ [A] _ _ Comedy gold.
I don't know.
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_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ I'm not the last one to go.
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I'm not [D] _ _ _ _ the last.
I'm not the last.
[E] Oh, call it blue.
Before [G] you go and get your [D] summer rain.
I'll give you a little [Em] bit of me.
One, two, three.
Ba da, ba [A] da.
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_ [D] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [B] _ We [Em] call it _ _ [A] _ _ [D] gravy.
[Bm] Once it [Em] shines, we call it gravy.
[A] Here on a down [D] and easy way.
_ We [Em] love. _ _
_ [A] [D] Shopping on our gravy.
[Bm] Once it's a dirty shot, that's how [Em] we call it gravy.
Because [G] it's gravy. _
_ [D] _ Master chef.
I can't help but wonder.
_ _ What is a mario. _
And who the [G] chump is non-stop.
At home.
And when [Gm] they say it's a glaze.
I start [D] to see a red face. _
[E] The gravy devil.
[G] Just have your tummy set.
[D] The blink of an eye, they eat you.
One, two, [Em] three, four.
Ba da, ba _ [A] _
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[F#] da.
We [Em] call it gravy.
This [D] time we call it gravy.
[Bm] Once it shines, we [Em] call it gravy.
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Because they're [A] so dark [D] and we say.
_ [Bm] We [Em] love our gravy.
_ _ [D] Masculine gravy.
With [F#m] your chef, we're the [Em] master of it.
Gravy, [G] gravy, gravy.