Chords for Barbra Streisand "Miss Marmelstein"

_ [F] Miss Marmalstein!
[Cm] Miss Marmalstein!
[Fm] Miss [Bb] Marmalstein!
Miss [Fm] Marmalstein!
Oh, _ _
[Bb] why [F] is it [G] always Miss Marmalstein?
[F] Miss [Cm] Marmalstein!
Miss [Fm] Marmalstein!
Miss Marmalstein!
[Bb] _ _ Miss Marmalstein!
All the girls get called by [D] first names right away
[Em] They get cozy [A] and timay
[B] Do you know what I mean?
[F] _
[Bb] And nobody calls [Cm] me
Hey Baby [F] Doll Miss [C] Marmalstein!
Or Honey [F] Dear Miss Marmalstein!
[D] Or Sweetie [Gm] Pie Miss [Cm] Marmalstein!
Even my [Dbm] first name would [Bb] be preferable
[F] Though it's terrible
It [Bb] might be better [B] It's [Eb] yetter
Or [Bb] perhaps my second name [Gm] that's Tessie
[D] Spelled T-E-S-S-Y [Cm]-E
[Bb] But no, no
It's [Cm] always Miss [F] Marmalstein Miss [Cm] Marmalstein!
You'd think at least [D] Miss M
They could try
[Bb] _ _
[C] _ Miss [Dm] Marmalstein!
Miss [G] Marmalstein! _
[E] Oh, _ [F] I could die
I'm a very Willing [Cm] secretary
_ [F] Enjoy [Dm] my work
As my [D] employer will corroborate
[Cm] _ _ _
[F] _ [Dm] One [F] fly in the ointment [Bb] It's great
I mean [E] _ [Bb] great
But the [Bbm] aggravation
Of my [A] situation
[Db] I might as well
Get it off [C] my chest
_ Is the
_ [F] _ _
[Gm] Trapolation
[A] _ _ Pardon the big words
I apply, but I was [B] an English [C] major At CCNY The [F] _ Trapolation
[Gm] _
_ [F] With which I [Bbm] am [F] Persistently [Bbm] aggressed
_ [F] _ [Bbm] Persistently Perpetually, [F] continually [Bbm] Inevitably addressed
[G] Believe me, I could drive a person
Positively [F] psychosomatic
Why is it always Miss Marmalstein?
Miss Marmalstein!
Miss [Bb] Marmalstein!
_ Miss Marmalstein!
_ Other girls get called by [D] their
Nicknames [Gbm] right away
Slightly [A] naughty or risque
Do you know [D] what I mean?
[Fm] _ [Bb] _ Nobody
[F] Calls me Coochie-Coo Marmalstein! [Cm] Or Bubbula
[F] Or [D] Passion [Gm] Pie
_ [Cm] Even Hey [E] There Babe
Though not [Dm] respectable
[F] Ain't so objectable
It's kinda [Bb] crummy [B] But chummy
[Eb] Course if I [Db] got married
That [Gm] would do it
So [D] where's [Em] the key [D] guy?
[G] Huh?
[Bb] Till then it still is Miss [Cm] Marmalstein
[F] _ [Cm] Every day I [D] get
More and [D] more _
[Bb] _ [C] fussed Miss Marmalstein! [Dbm] Miss Marmalstein!
[D] Miss _ Marmalstein!
[Cm] _ _ _ I _
[Bb] _ _ [Fm] _ [Bb] could
_ BUST