Chords for Bare Naked Ladies Pinch Me

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_ [G] It's the perfect [C] time of year _ _ _ [G] Somewhere far [C] away from here
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_ [G] I feel fine [C] enough I guess _ [Em] _
_ _ [G] Considering [C] everything's a [G] mess _
[F] _ [G] There's a restaurant [C] down the [D] street _ [Em] _
_ [G] Where hungry [C] people like to [D] eat _
_ [G] I could walk but [C] I'll just drive [D] It's _ _ colder [F] than it looks outside
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Like your beauty time I remember but it's [Em] gone
When [D] you're trying to scream at her And it comes out as a [G] yawn
When you're trying to see the world beyond your [Em] front door
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You think you've found the way Now I'm gonna make you [D] smile
When you don't realize it I got myself my legal wiles
To [G] try to figure out what all this [D] is for _ _ [F] _
_ [G] It's the perfect [C] time of [F] day _ _
_ [G] To throw all your [Cm] cares [D] away Put the sprinkler [C] on the lawn
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[F] _ [G] And run through [C] with no clothing [D] on _ _ [G] Take a drink right [C] from the hose _ _
[F] _ _ Then change [C] into my sister's [D] clothes _
[F] _ [G] Climb the stairs [C] up to my room
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_ _ Sleep away the afternoon
[G] _
Like your beauty time I remember but it's [F] gone
When [D] you're trying to scream at her And it comes out as a [G] yawn
When you're trying to see the world beyond your [D] front door
_ [G] _
You think you've found the way Now I'm gonna make you [Dm] smile
When you [D] don't realize it I got myself my legal [G] wiles
To try to figure out what all this [Em] is for
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[Am] Pinch me, _ [G] _ [F] pinch me
_ [G] Cause I'm [Am] still _ [G] _ [F] asleep
_ [G] Please [Am] God, _ [G] tell [F] me [G] That [Am] I'm still [G] asleep
_ On an evening such as this It's [F] _ _ [G] hard to tell if I exist
_ _ [F] But [G] pack your car and leave [D] this town _ _ _ [G] Who'll notice that I'm not around
_ _ [D] I [G] could hide out [C] under there I _ [F] _ [G] just made you say [D] underwear
_ _ [F] I [G] could leave but I'll [C] just stay All _ [D] _ my stuff's here anyway
[G] _ Like your beauty time I remember but it's gone
When you're trying [D] to scream at her And it comes out as a yawn
When you're trying to see the world beyond your front door
_ [G] _ You think you've found the way Now I'm gonna make you [D] smile
When you don't realize it I got myself my legal wiles
[G] To try to figure out what all [D] this is for
[G] _ Pinch me, try to figure out what all [D] this is for
_ [G] Pinch me, try to see the world beyond your [D] front door
[G] _ Pinch me, try to figure out what all this [D] is for _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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