Chords for Barenaked Ladies - If I Had $1000000 [Live feat. Weird Al]

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[A#] Okay, folks, [G#] much to his embarrassment, we're going to invite a friend up on stage. _
_ _ _ We have the thing you play.
We got it right there. _
[F#] Come on.
He's not going to be our friend anymore.
_ _ It's Bizarre [C] Alan, everybody.
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_ _ _ [A] _ _ [F] You know, we've had the good fortune [C] of having many highlights in our career.
We've been nominated for Grammys.
[C#] We've won Juno Awards.
We've had the number one [C] single, but hands down, [B] having Weird Al do one of our [B] songs
when he did a version of One Week.
Jerry Feeder, that's an [E] absolute, an [A] absolute highlight. _ _
[F#] I'm going to [A] _ _ [E] _ _
[D] _ _ _ [A] play [E] it. _
[D] _ _ _ _ [A] If [E] I had a [D] million dollars, _ [A] _ _ [E] I'd buy you [D] a house.
I would buy you [A] a house.
And if [E] I had a million [D] dollars, if [F#] I had a million dollars, [E] buy you furniture for [D] your house.
Maybe a nice Chesterfield [A] or an Ottoman.
And [E] if I had a [D] million dollars, if I had a [E] million dollars, well, I'd buy [D] you a gate
car, a nice Granada [A] automobile.
And [E] if I had a [D] million dollars, I'd buy [E] a love. _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ [E] If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a tree, a tree for [D] an aisle yard.
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars, you could help me, it [D] wouldn't be that hard.
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars, maybe we could put a little tiny [D] fridge in there somewhere.
[E] Place to be.
Just go up [A] beside the fridge.
_ [E] _ [A] Oh, have all kinds [F#] of delicious, healthy snacks.
[A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ Have [A] some more Pluto.
[E] _ [D] Have some more Pluto.
Have some more pie.
It doesn't matter if it's Quokka Pride.
[A] I'm with you.
You know, I think the [A] best would be to have an album up and [E] do like one of our [D] great songs,
War on Drugs.
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[A] And kids, if you do have a tree [E] fort and it becomes some sort [D] of club, don't be [Bm] exclusionary
with your club.
[A] Invite everyone into [E] your club because at some point, [D] you will have to fight [C#] another club.
[A] And you want as many members [E] in your club as possible.
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[A] A little lesson from Uncle [E] Ed for you.
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[A] _ [E] If I had a [D] million dollars, if I had a [A] million dollars, [E] I'd buy you [D] a fur coat, but not a
real fur coat, [A] that's cruel.
[E] If I had a [D] million dollars, if I had a million dollars, [E] I'd buy you an [D] exotic pet.
Yep, like an animal.
[A] Or a femue.
[E] If I had a [D] million dollars, if I had a [A] million dollars, [E] I'd buy you a pair of [D] American remains,
oh, they were crazy, I love a [A] man through bones.
If [E] I had a [D] million dollars, I'd buy you [E] _ _ _ a_
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_ [E] If I had a [A] million dollars, we [F#m] wouldn't have to [D] walk to the store.
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars, we'd take a limousine, because [D] it costs [E] more.
If I had a [A] million dollars, we [F#m] wouldn't have to [D] eat pasta.
[E] We would.
We'd eat [A] whatever we wanted to, [F#] and we would pay someone to [D] carve it out of our body.
[E] _ [A] And then sell those [F#] carvings on eBay for a smooth amount of money.
[D] _ _ _ [A] _ _ Now, [D] if I was the kind of guy that would [A] call out for somebody to play a solo, are you the
kind of guy [D] that would be able to play a solo?
Do you _ [A] think he's the kind of guy that would be able to [D] play a solo?
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[D] I'm unusual [A] now, _ _ [E] _ _
[D] _ _ _ [A] but_
And in the [E] spirit of [D] asking and receiving, [A] would you guys sing along with us?
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[D] That would be very nice.
Here we go.
[A] Everyone, [E] including the [D] security guards.
Here we [A] go.
If [E] I had a million [D] dollars,
_ _ _ [E] I'd buy you a [D] green dress, but not [F#m] a real green dress, [A] that's cruel.
If [E] I had a [D] million _ _ [A] dollars,
[E] I'd buy you [D] some art, a Picasso or a [A] Garfuzzle.
[E] Screamer!
[D] If [Em] I had a million dollars,
[E] I'd buy you [D] a monkey, I bet you've always wanted [A] a monkey.
If [E] I had a million [D] dollars,
I'd buy you [E] love. _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] If [E] I had a million [A] dollars,
[F#m] If I had a million dollars,
If [E] I had a million dollars,
If [F#m] I had a million dollars,
If [E] I had a million _ [F#m] dollars,
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[A] I'd be rich.
_ _ Screamer! _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Here's my mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna [D] wag my tail,
and when it comes, I want to wave.
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Screamer!
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