Chords for Barenaked Ladies - One Week (Live at Farm Aid 2000)

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_ _ _ _ Welcome [D#] everybody to Farm Aid [G] 2000.
_ _ _ _ We are Barenaked Ladies.
_ _ _ [F#] We are going to walk down to Electric Avenue _ [B] and then we'll take it higher! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ It's been one [E] week since I've done the [A] movie.
Shot your [D] hand in the side and said I'm [A] angry.
Five days since I laughed in the movie.
Said, let's take out that Trump-backing CD.
Three days since I've never been there.
I realize [D] it's all my fault.
Someone tells me I'm a little bit too much of a nerd.
I'm too much of a nerd.
But it'll [D] soon be too late.
So that's [A] why I'm so mad.
I hope that I'm [B] almost going to look green.
Tell me when you stopped thinking.
[A] You're looking at an actor, man.
And someone takes a picture of you.
So go right ahead and tell him.
It's all I just need to do.
Never touched a frying pan.
Hot like wasabi when I was prime.
I'm drinking like I am not.
This is all about value.
First time just got a mad hit.
Got a mad whip.
Got a whole lot of buzz.
You know, make a break and take a break.
I like it, think it, make it, think I like vanilla.
It's the finest of the flavor.
See, there's no question you know the vertigo.
But then I woke up and still didn't reveal.
I'm trying to waver.
[E] I can't help it if I think you're funny when [A] you're mad.
Crying hard, no smile, though I feel bad.
[E] I'm the kind of guy who laughs to [F#m] the funeral.
Can't understand what I mean when you say it's real.
I have a penalty to wear my mind.
I'mma see [F#m] you have a history of taking off my [A] shirt.
It's been one week since I looked at Mary.
You're up in the air as if you're crazy.
Five days since you tackled me.
I still got thermoforms on both my toes.
It's been three days since the afternoon.
You realize it's not my fault.
I was just jealous you used to be.
You forgave a myth.
And now [A] I sit back and wait for you to say you're sorry. _
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_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [A] Chicken, you're drying up the Chinese chicken.
Chicken, you're drying up the Chinese chicken.
Chicken, you're drying up.
Chicken, you're drying up.
_ Chicken, you're drying up.
Chicken, you're drying [B] up the Chinese chicken.
[A] You have a drumstick and your brain stops kicking.
I'mma tell you it's fine.
It's not like sun.
You're done [B] laughing at your son.
For the [A] smoking man in this car.
I kept a simple boat and getting frantic.
Missing out on 10 tricks.
And he's guaranteed to satisfy.
Who is that one in that film?
Can I make film?
But did he ever say the right?
Can you get a celebrity to come around and comment?
Telling him to come on.
Telling him to slide up the back seat.
And get into the cinema.
Because I got to look at the booze.
And I'm the baby.
Let me teach them how to [E] speak.
Get a little bit of sleep.
You're funny [F#m] when you're mad.
Try not to smile.
Though I [E] feel bad.
I'm the kind of guy that laughs at a girl.
You're a pan [F#m] in this man's money.
You're sitting there.
[E] I've been planning to do it all night.
I'mma see [D] you.
Having three blues in my drink.
And one week she looked at me.
Drunk, she ran to the side.
Said I'm sorry.
Five minutes, I laughed as she went to you.
Just thinking of what I've been told.
Got to be home for three days.
It's the living room.
Man, I suppose I'm lame.
But what can we do?
He's the dad.
He was smiling at me.
He said, screw me two days, two weeks, and we're sorry. _
_ Screw me two days, two weeks, and we're sorry. _
_ Screw me two days, two weeks, and we're sorry. _ _
[A] _ We're from the city of Hope after all. _ _
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