Chords for Barflies at the Beach

_ _ _ _ Alright you bums, listen up.
Sun tan oil don't go good with a three [B] piece suit.
You know, makes you all oily and stupid looking. _ _
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_ Alright all you swing cats, let's try something new.
Drag your elbows [Am] off the barn you came from the old bar snoop.
There's a place called The Ocean you probably heard about in school.
But they ain't [A] got no martinis there, man.
[E] It's really booze.
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[Bm] _ _ [A#m] _ _ _ [A#] Guess what, barfly buddy?
You got women's down there too.
But that's for rump so Romeo that dummy ain't got a clue.
And just for viewer pleasure, head down by the pier.
Ain't thick balls of dough you'll save on whiskey, gin and beer, [Bm] folks. _
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_ _ _ Now to moral up this story, there's more to life than jazz and bars.
So flop your ass down in the sand, look up at the stars.
And if you're feeling homesick, bring a showgirl or two.
Toss them out on volleyball and hey, enjoy the [A] view. _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ What's that?
That's a shell.
That's what your little sister's gonna come out of when I date her.
You understand what I'm saying, bum?
_ _ _ All those [B] things swimming out there?
Hey, that's dolphin.
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[B] You know, flippers.
That's what they make the tuna sandwiches [Am] out of, make them taste good.
[Cm] You sell them [Am] out to deli, you know what I'm talking about? _ _
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