Chords for Beatle outtakes. (funny videos)

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_ _ _ [N] _ _ I don't have a toilet that sings Lucy in the Sky reclining that costs $39, _ whatever.
It's absolutely rubbish and I don't know where they got it from, but, um, you know, so will they [Ab] stop writing, I think. _ _ _ _ _
Are sure in Big Dara, just half of [Eb] them on_
You kid her about_
Always laughing, Dick.
[N] Are you?
_ _ [Db] Give me a carrot.
Carrot experience.
I actually [Ab] have a really cool carrot experience, [Fm] especially as you are a horse lover.
Oh yes.
_ My [Ab] horse used to_
I would put a carrot in my mouth and then [Eb] give it to him and he would eat the other bit.
I have the closest [Db] roots. _ _
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_ [Db] Everything's vibrating, dude. _ _ _
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_ [Ab] Weird, man.
_ _ _ [Abm] _
_ _ [Ab] What?
A horse speak English.
A horse speak _ English.
And tell me, [Eb] you brought three of your friends.
Yes, George [Abm] Culliford, [G] Bingo Stone _ [Ab] and Homer Carly.
And, _ uh_
It would have been a bit, you know, are you all right?
But, um_
_ I love your records. _
[Eb] But you sing great.
[Ab] _
Soon again.
[Db] He wrote the whole of the film based on [Cm] our characters, you know.
[Abm]
Uh, clod popping Ringo, [Db] uh, sharp John, whimsical Paul.
Can we just take a show of your job for a second?
Yeah. _
Oh.
_ [Ab] And before this [Db] piano arrives, there is a [Gb] big hole.
_ [Db] And on the second night of this tour, I forgot there was a [G] big hole.
[Bb] _ [Db]
Anyway, let's [N] talk about the old days.
Now, I hear you used [Ab] to be quite [Eb] popular with the females.
Not just humans, either.
So [D] I fell backwards [Db] into the big hole.
_ [Ab] I want me coffee.
[B] I just, I know I'm going, and I've lost it.
I'm going [Cm] backwards.
And I can just remember thinking, how deep is this hole?
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ But if you try best and think upon the [F] gums of old.
Paul [Gb] Wendell [Ab] Parnes from the Shea Stadium.
Very cheap, $60 [G],000.
[Ab] _ Okay, [Db] I will.
Mr.
Nightingale over here, [Ab] he's British.
Oh, the Mars brothers, he's sort of being dragged on stage.
[Db] Playing She Loves You, when we've got, you know, asthma.
And she loves us when we're 50, you [Abm] know.
Here they are again, [Eb] yesterday.
[Gb] Oh, my God. _ _ _
_ Okay, Ellie.
_ [Db] _ [Ebm] _ [Ab] Can I give you the cute one at 63?
Yeah. _ _ _
_ _ Okay, Ellie, baby.
[Eb] Oh, [Gbm]
he's got the [G] bluest eyes in the world.
[Ab] But they're flattering.
[Eb] Oh, yeah.
Well, you have to keep them closed, do you?
I guess, I don't know.
[Ab] _ _
[Ebm] Yoko sat in that very chair.
[Db] _ _ _ _
[E] I _ _ said, acrylic what?
She [Ab] said, acrylic nail.
So there we were, down the nail parlor. _
_ _ I can drink large [Ebm] quantities of wine and things because I'm not an alcoholic.
[Db] How different was the Ringo fans and [Ab] the George fans?
I had the mothers. _ _
I had the mothers and the [Db] children, always have.
George had the misfits, John had the, you know_
The [Ab] intellectual.
The intellectual college [Db] attitude.
And Paul [Gb] had the routines.
_ [Db] _ _ [N] _ George, who would you say is your [Ab] number one role model in life?
The big fat guy who vomits all over the place.
_ [G] Then we'll have that thing [Eb] off as well, Ringo.
_ [Ab] _ What an elementary [Gb] knowledge of the railway acts [Ab] would tell you that I'm perfectly within my rights.
Yeah, but we want to hear it.
There's more of us than you.
We're a community of charities, voters, the workers and all that stuff.
I hope to have enough money to go into [F]
[Eb] business on my own by the time we_ _
_ [Db] _oof,
flop.
[Ab] _ Is it true that you wear fake nails when you perform? _ _
_ _ You have to go and tell everyone, don't you? _
_ _ [G] Somebody once broke in my house and nicked a pair of [Db] silk pajamas.
That was me.
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And you know, I'm still wearing that steel wool underwear [Db] you got me.
_ _ What kind of audience do you think it will reach?
It's really [Ab] for everybody.
I think, you know, you don't [Db] have to be an alcoholic.
[Gb] We walked down the same corridor in Brisbane and some handshake, it almost grabbed my head.
This [Abm] child would have died.
I don't remember when.
I thought you'd joined a group. _ _
_ _ [Eb] _ I don't remember.
_ [Ebm] Hello, _ [Db] _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ _ grandfather.
_ Hello.
He can talk then, can he?
Course he [Ebm] can talk, he's a young man, [Ab] can't he?
Well, if he's your grandfather, who knows?
_ [Eb] _ Would you do me a tremendous favour?
I'm not going to kiss you like this.
[Ab] _ _ _
_ [Ebm] I'm not going to rub your knees like the other guy. _ _
[Fm] Would you?
Would you? _ _ _ _
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_ _ Oh, no.
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Do you [Ab] mind if we have a drink?
_ Yes, I do.
Yeah, well, the four of us can meet like an oak.
That's if it's all the same to [Db] you, that is.
_ _ _ Now, [Ab] you were involved in the [Db] Prince's Trust concert.
Now, that [Gb] was an amazing group of people, it sounded like.
[Eb] They [Ab] were all _ [G] alcoholics.
How you [Ab] doing, Michael?
A sharp sooth [A] ringer.
I hate gardening. _
[E] _ _ _ [B] _ That's the best thing about [Eb] my life, seeing you.
I love him, but I hate gardening.
Right.
[Ab] Hey, mister, are you the nurse of the broken [Db] heart?
_ _ [Ab] I actually have got one fake nail.
Well, thanks for coming in, [Fm] George, and I hope you enjoyed this interview as much as I did.