Chords for Beautiful (Heathers) - Nightcore
Tempo:
121.1 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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September 1st, 1989 Dear Diary,
I believe I'm a good person.
You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but
Here we [B] are!
First day of senior year!
[D] [Em] And, uh
I look around at these kids that I've known [A] all my life and I ask myself,
What [D] happened?
[E]
Great slut!
Turnout!
But I suppose they're bored ass!
School was so tiny, happy and shiny
Playing tag and getting chased
Great slut!
Loser!
Short butt!
Singing and clapping, [Em] laughing and napping
Baking cookies, eating pastes
All night, [E] stuck up, hunchback
Then we got bigger, that was the trigger
Like the Huns [B] invading Rome Oh, sorry!
[Em] Welcome to my school,
They know high school
This is the [Am] Thunderdome
Hold your breath and count the [G] days
We're graduating soon [F] White trash!
College will be [B] paradise
If I'm not dead by [Bm] June
[C] But I know, [G] life can be [C] beautiful
I pray, [G] [Em] if we'd changed [D] back then
[F] We could change [C] again
Then [G] we can [A] be beautiful
[B] Ow!
Just [E] not today
Hey, are you okay?
[A] Get away, nerd!
Oh, okay [Em] Great slut!
Great mole!
[Gbm] Mole mole!
[C] Polo!
Polo!
[E] Things will get better,
She missed my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke or [A] Brown
Away from this coma,
Take [Em] my diploma
Then I can blow this [Am] town
Dream of ivy-covered [Em] walls
And smoky French cafes [F] Watch it!
Fight the urge to strike a [B] match
And set this dump in flames
[C] Oops!
Ramsweeny, third year as linebacker
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays
And being a huge dick
What did you say to me, [E] skank?
Ah, nothing
[C] But I know, life can be [G]
beautiful
I pray,
[G] for a better way
We [D] were kind before
We can be [C] kind once more
We can [A] be beautiful
[Bm] Beautiful!
Ah!
[E] Hey, [G] Martha Dunstock
My best friend since diapers
[B] We on for movie night?
Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop Detail
[E] I rented The Princess [G] Bride Oh, again?
Wait, don't you [Em] have it memorized by now?
What can I say?
[E] I'm a sucker for a happy ending
Martha Dunstock, line [B] load!
Ha!
Ha [Eb]-ha!
Kirk Kelly, quarterback
He is the smartest guy on the football team
Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf Ha-ha!
All right!
Hey!
Pick that up, right now!
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?
Yes, I am
I want to know what gives you the right to pick on my friend
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen
A future gas station attendant
You have a zit right there
[B] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[Db] Dear [Bb] Diary
[Dm] Why do they hate me?
[D] Why don't I fight back?
[Dm] Why do I ask my [E] son to creep?
[Dm] Why won't he date me?
[Em] Why did I hit him?
[Dm] Why do I cry [Eb] myself to sleep?
Somebody help me
[D] Somebody fix [Gm] me
Somebody save me
Send me [A] a sign guard
Give me some hope [D] here
Something to live for
[Gb]
[D] [Gb]
[B] [D]
[Gb] Ha [Eb]-ha
[A] Heather
[G] [Gb] [D]
Heathers, they float above it [Gb] all
[Eb] I love [A]
Heather [G] Heather And [Gb] Heather
Heather, [Eb] head cheerleader
[A] Her dad is loaded
[G] He sells engagement rings [Gb] And Heather
Duke [Eb] runs the yearbook
No [A] discernible personality
But her mom did pay [G] for implants [Gb] And Heather
[Eb] And Heather Chandler [A] The almighty
[Abm] She is a mythic bitch
[A] [F] They're [G] solid Teflon Never bothered [F] Never harassed
I would [B] give anything to be [G] like that
[C] I'd like to be their [G] boyfriend
That would be [C] beautiful
If I sat at their table, guys [G] would notice me So beautiful
I'd like them to be [F] nicer
[C] That would be [E] beautiful
I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats
[Ab]
Lemia's so 87
Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather
[F] Yeah, Heather, maybe I should
Ah, perhaps [Gb] you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting
You're late for [F] class
Heather wasn't [D] feeling well
We're helping her
Not [Fm] with that all
Bet you're not Week's detention
[D] Um, actually, Ms.
Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass
Yearbook committee
I see [F] you're all listed
[G] Hurry up and get where you're going
[D] [F] This is an excellent [G] forgery
Who are [D] you?
Uh, [F] Veronica [Dm] Sawyer
I crave a boon [D] What boon?
Um, [F] let [Dm] me sit at your table at [G] lunch just once, no talking [D] necessary
If people think you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone
Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes
[Eb] How about prescription?
Shut up, Heather Sorry, Heather
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone [A] structure
And a symmetrical face
If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching hats
That's very important
Of course you could stand to lose a few pounds
[Bb] And you know, you know, you know
This could be beautiful
Mascara, maybe some [F] lip gloss
And we're on our [Bb] way
Get this [F] girl some blush
[Bb] And, Heather, I need your rush
Let's make her [G] beautiful
Let's make her beautiful
Let's make her [E] beautiful
Okay [A] Okay
[Dm] Out of my way, [G] geek, I don't want trouble
[Dm] You're gonna die at [D] 3 p.m.
[Dm] Don't you dare touch me and [Em] get away, pervert
[Dm] What did I ever do [Eb] to them?
Who can survive this?
I [D] can't escape this
I need [A] to die, hey
Who's that [G] with Heather?
[D] Whoa
Heather, Heather, [Bb] Heather
[D] And some
Heather
[A] Veronica?
[Bb] Veronica, Veronica, [Am] Veronica
[A] [Db] And you know
[Ab]
[Db] You hope, you dream
You [Ab]
ask [Fm] me [Ebm] how it feels
[Db] God,
[Bb] it's beautiful
I might be beautiful
And [C] you're beautiful
It's a beautiful [F] frickin' day
[C] [F]
[Bbm] [F] Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, Veronica
[Gb]
I believe I'm a good person.
You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but
Here we [B] are!
First day of senior year!
[D] [Em] And, uh
I look around at these kids that I've known [A] all my life and I ask myself,
What [D] happened?
[E]
Great slut!
Turnout!
But I suppose they're bored ass!
School was so tiny, happy and shiny
Playing tag and getting chased
Great slut!
Loser!
Short butt!
Singing and clapping, [Em] laughing and napping
Baking cookies, eating pastes
All night, [E] stuck up, hunchback
Then we got bigger, that was the trigger
Like the Huns [B] invading Rome Oh, sorry!
[Em] Welcome to my school,
They know high school
This is the [Am] Thunderdome
Hold your breath and count the [G] days
We're graduating soon [F] White trash!
College will be [B] paradise
If I'm not dead by [Bm] June
[C] But I know, [G] life can be [C] beautiful
I pray, [G] [Em] if we'd changed [D] back then
[F] We could change [C] again
Then [G] we can [A] be beautiful
[B] Ow!
Just [E] not today
Hey, are you okay?
[A] Get away, nerd!
Oh, okay [Em] Great slut!
Great mole!
[Gbm] Mole mole!
[C] Polo!
Polo!
[E] Things will get better,
She missed my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke or [A] Brown
Away from this coma,
Take [Em] my diploma
Then I can blow this [Am] town
Dream of ivy-covered [Em] walls
And smoky French cafes [F] Watch it!
Fight the urge to strike a [B] match
And set this dump in flames
[C] Oops!
Ramsweeny, third year as linebacker
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays
And being a huge dick
What did you say to me, [E] skank?
Ah, nothing
[C] But I know, life can be [G]
beautiful
I pray,
[G] for a better way
We [D] were kind before
We can be [C] kind once more
We can [A] be beautiful
[Bm] Beautiful!
Ah!
[E] Hey, [G] Martha Dunstock
My best friend since diapers
[B] We on for movie night?
Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop Detail
[E] I rented The Princess [G] Bride Oh, again?
Wait, don't you [Em] have it memorized by now?
What can I say?
[E] I'm a sucker for a happy ending
Martha Dunstock, line [B] load!
Ha!
Ha [Eb]-ha!
Kirk Kelly, quarterback
He is the smartest guy on the football team
Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf Ha-ha!
All right!
Hey!
Pick that up, right now!
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?
Yes, I am
I want to know what gives you the right to pick on my friend
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen
A future gas station attendant
You have a zit right there
[B] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[Db] Dear [Bb] Diary
[Dm] Why do they hate me?
[D] Why don't I fight back?
[Dm] Why do I ask my [E] son to creep?
[Dm] Why won't he date me?
[Em] Why did I hit him?
[Dm] Why do I cry [Eb] myself to sleep?
Somebody help me
[D] Somebody fix [Gm] me
Somebody save me
Send me [A] a sign guard
Give me some hope [D] here
Something to live for
[Gb]
[D] [Gb]
[B] [D]
[Gb] Ha [Eb]-ha
[A] Heather
[G] [Gb] [D]
Heathers, they float above it [Gb] all
[Eb] I love [A]
Heather [G] Heather And [Gb] Heather
Heather, [Eb] head cheerleader
[A] Her dad is loaded
[G] He sells engagement rings [Gb] And Heather
Duke [Eb] runs the yearbook
No [A] discernible personality
But her mom did pay [G] for implants [Gb] And Heather
[Eb] And Heather Chandler [A] The almighty
[Abm] She is a mythic bitch
[A] [F] They're [G] solid Teflon Never bothered [F] Never harassed
I would [B] give anything to be [G] like that
[C] I'd like to be their [G] boyfriend
That would be [C] beautiful
If I sat at their table, guys [G] would notice me So beautiful
I'd like them to be [F] nicer
[C] That would be [E] beautiful
I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats
[Ab]
Lemia's so 87
Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather
[F] Yeah, Heather, maybe I should
Ah, perhaps [Gb] you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting
You're late for [F] class
Heather wasn't [D] feeling well
We're helping her
Not [Fm] with that all
Bet you're not Week's detention
[D] Um, actually, Ms.
Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass
Yearbook committee
I see [F] you're all listed
[G] Hurry up and get where you're going
[D] [F] This is an excellent [G] forgery
Who are [D] you?
Uh, [F] Veronica [Dm] Sawyer
I crave a boon [D] What boon?
Um, [F] let [Dm] me sit at your table at [G] lunch just once, no talking [D] necessary
If people think you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone
Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes
[Eb] How about prescription?
Shut up, Heather Sorry, Heather
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone [A] structure
And a symmetrical face
If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching hats
That's very important
Of course you could stand to lose a few pounds
[Bb] And you know, you know, you know
This could be beautiful
Mascara, maybe some [F] lip gloss
And we're on our [Bb] way
Get this [F] girl some blush
[Bb] And, Heather, I need your rush
Let's make her [G] beautiful
Let's make her beautiful
Let's make her [E] beautiful
Okay [A] Okay
[Dm] Out of my way, [G] geek, I don't want trouble
[Dm] You're gonna die at [D] 3 p.m.
[Dm] Don't you dare touch me and [Em] get away, pervert
[Dm] What did I ever do [Eb] to them?
Who can survive this?
I [D] can't escape this
I need [A] to die, hey
Who's that [G] with Heather?
[D] Whoa
Heather, Heather, [Bb] Heather
[D] And some
Heather
[A] Veronica?
[Bb] Veronica, Veronica, [Am] Veronica
[A] [Db] And you know
[Ab]
[Db] You hope, you dream
You [Ab]
ask [Fm] me [Ebm] how it feels
[Db] God,
[Bb] it's beautiful
I might be beautiful
And [C] you're beautiful
It's a beautiful [F] frickin' day
[C] [F]
[Bbm] [F] Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, Veronica
[Gb]
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_ _ September 1st, 1989 Dear Diary,
I believe I'm a good person.
You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but_
Here we [B] are!
First day of senior year!
[D] [Em] And, uh_
I look around at these kids that I've known [A] all my life and I ask myself,
What [D] happened?
[E]
Great slut!
Turnout!
But I suppose they're bored ass! _
School was so tiny, happy and shiny
Playing tag and getting chased
Great slut!
Loser!
Short butt!
Singing and clapping, [Em] laughing and napping
Baking cookies, eating pastes
All night, [E] stuck up, hunchback
Then we got bigger, that was the trigger
Like the Huns [B] invading Rome Oh, sorry!
[Em] Welcome to my school,
They know high school
This is the [Am] Thunderdome
Hold your breath and count the [G] days
We're graduating soon [F] White trash!
College will be [B] paradise
If I'm not dead by [Bm] June
[C] But I know, _ _ [G] life can be [C] beautiful
I pray, _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Em] if we'd changed [D] back then
[F] We could change [C] again
Then [G] we can [A] be beautiful
[B] _ _ Ow!
Just [E] not today
Hey, are you okay?
[A] Get away, nerd!
Oh, okay [Em] Great slut!
Great mole!
[Gbm] Mole mole!
[C] Polo!
Polo!
_ [E] Things will get better,
She missed my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke or [A] Brown
Away from this coma,
Take [Em] my diploma
Then I can blow this [Am] town
Dream of ivy-covered [Em] walls
And smoky French cafes [F] Watch it!
Fight the urge to strike a [B] match
And set this dump in flames _
_ [C] Oops!
Ramsweeny, third year as linebacker
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays
And being a huge dick
What did you say to me, [E] skank?
Ah, nothing
[C] But I know, life can be [G] _
_ _ beautiful
I pray, _ _ _
[G] for a better way
We [D] were kind before
We can be [C] kind once more
We can [A] be beautiful _
[Bm] Beautiful!
Ah!
[E] Hey, _ [G] Martha Dunstock
My best friend since diapers
[B] We on for movie night?
Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop Detail
[E] I rented The Princess [G] Bride Oh, again?
Wait, don't you [Em] have it memorized by now?
What can I say?
[E] I'm a sucker for a happy ending
Martha Dunstock, line [B] load!
Ha!
Ha [Eb]-ha!
Kirk Kelly, quarterback
He is the smartest guy on the football team
Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf Ha-ha!
All right!
Hey!
Pick that up, right now!
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?
Yes, I am
I want to know what gives you the right to pick on my friend
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen
A future gas station attendant
You have a zit right there
[B] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
_ [Db] Dear [Bb] Diary
[Dm] Why do they hate me?
[D] Why don't I fight back?
[Dm] Why do I ask my [E] son to creep?
[Dm] Why won't he date me?
[Em] Why did I hit him?
[Dm] Why do I cry [Eb] myself to sleep?
Somebody help me
[D] Somebody fix [Gm] me
Somebody save me
Send me [A] a sign guard
Give me some hope [D] here
Something to live for _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [D] _
_ [Gb] _ Ha [Eb]-ha
_ [A] Heather
_ _ [G] _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [D]
Heathers, they float above it [Gb] all
[Eb] I love _ [A]
Heather [G] Heather And [Gb] Heather
Heather, [Eb] head cheerleader
[A] Her dad is loaded
[G] He sells engagement rings [Gb] And Heather
Duke [Eb] runs the yearbook
No [A] discernible personality
But her mom did pay [G] for implants [Gb] And Heather
[Eb] And Heather Chandler [A] The almighty
[Abm] _ She is a mythic bitch
[A] _ _ [F] They're [G] solid Teflon Never bothered [F] Never harassed
I would [B] give anything to be [G] like that _
[C] I'd like to be their [G] boyfriend
That would be [C] beautiful
If I sat at their table, guys [G] would notice me So beautiful
I'd like them to be [F] nicer
[C] That would be [E] beautiful
I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Lemia's so 87
Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather
[F] Yeah, Heather, maybe I should
Ah, _ _ _ _ _ _ perhaps [Gb] you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting
You're late for [F] class
Heather wasn't [D] feeling well
We're helping her
Not [Fm] with that all
Bet you're not Week's detention
[D] Um, actually, Ms.
Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass
Yearbook committee
_ I see [F] you're all listed
[G] Hurry up and get where you're going
[D] _ _ [F] This is an excellent [G] forgery
Who are [D] you?
Uh, [F] Veronica [Dm] Sawyer
I crave a boon [D] What boon?
Um, [F] let [Dm] me sit at your table at [G] lunch just once, no talking [D] necessary
If people think you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone
_ Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes
[Eb] How about prescription?
Shut up, Heather Sorry, Heather
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone [A] structure
And a symmetrical face
If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching hats
That's very important
Of course you could stand to lose a few pounds
[Bb] And you know, you know, you know
This could be beautiful
Mascara, maybe some [F] lip gloss
And we're on our [Bb] way
Get this [F] girl some blush
[Bb] And, Heather, I need your rush
Let's make her [G] beautiful
Let's make her beautiful
Let's make her [E] beautiful
_ _ _ Okay [A] Okay
_ _ _ [Dm] Out of my way, [G] geek, I don't want trouble
[Dm] You're gonna die at [D] 3 p.m.
[Dm] Don't you dare touch me and [Em] get away, pervert
[Dm] What did I ever do [Eb] to them?
Who can survive this?
I [D] can't escape this
I need [A] to die, hey
Who's that [G] with Heather?
_ [D] Whoa _ _
_ _ _ Heather, Heather, [Bb] Heather
[D] And some _ _ _ _ _ _
Heather _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] Veronica?
[Bb] Veronica, _ Veronica, [Am] Veronica
_ [A] _ [Db] And you know
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
[Db] You hope, you dream
You [Ab] _ _ _
ask [Fm] me [Ebm] how it feels
[Db] God, _
_ _ _ [Bb] it's beautiful _
I might be _ beautiful
And [C] you're beautiful
_ _ It's a beautiful [F] frickin' day
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [F] Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, Veronica _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _
I believe I'm a good person.
You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but_
Here we [B] are!
First day of senior year!
[D] [Em] And, uh_
I look around at these kids that I've known [A] all my life and I ask myself,
What [D] happened?
[E]
Great slut!
Turnout!
But I suppose they're bored ass! _
School was so tiny, happy and shiny
Playing tag and getting chased
Great slut!
Loser!
Short butt!
Singing and clapping, [Em] laughing and napping
Baking cookies, eating pastes
All night, [E] stuck up, hunchback
Then we got bigger, that was the trigger
Like the Huns [B] invading Rome Oh, sorry!
[Em] Welcome to my school,
They know high school
This is the [Am] Thunderdome
Hold your breath and count the [G] days
We're graduating soon [F] White trash!
College will be [B] paradise
If I'm not dead by [Bm] June
[C] But I know, _ _ [G] life can be [C] beautiful
I pray, _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Em] if we'd changed [D] back then
[F] We could change [C] again
Then [G] we can [A] be beautiful
[B] _ _ Ow!
Just [E] not today
Hey, are you okay?
[A] Get away, nerd!
Oh, okay [Em] Great slut!
Great mole!
[Gbm] Mole mole!
[C] Polo!
Polo!
_ [E] Things will get better,
She missed my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke or [A] Brown
Away from this coma,
Take [Em] my diploma
Then I can blow this [Am] town
Dream of ivy-covered [Em] walls
And smoky French cafes [F] Watch it!
Fight the urge to strike a [B] match
And set this dump in flames _
_ [C] Oops!
Ramsweeny, third year as linebacker
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays
And being a huge dick
What did you say to me, [E] skank?
Ah, nothing
[C] But I know, life can be [G] _
_ _ beautiful
I pray, _ _ _
[G] for a better way
We [D] were kind before
We can be [C] kind once more
We can [A] be beautiful _
[Bm] Beautiful!
Ah!
[E] Hey, _ [G] Martha Dunstock
My best friend since diapers
[B] We on for movie night?
Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop Detail
[E] I rented The Princess [G] Bride Oh, again?
Wait, don't you [Em] have it memorized by now?
What can I say?
[E] I'm a sucker for a happy ending
Martha Dunstock, line [B] load!
Ha!
Ha [Eb]-ha!
Kirk Kelly, quarterback
He is the smartest guy on the football team
Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf Ha-ha!
All right!
Hey!
Pick that up, right now!
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?
Yes, I am
I want to know what gives you the right to pick on my friend
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen
A future gas station attendant
You have a zit right there
[B] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
_ [Db] Dear [Bb] Diary
[Dm] Why do they hate me?
[D] Why don't I fight back?
[Dm] Why do I ask my [E] son to creep?
[Dm] Why won't he date me?
[Em] Why did I hit him?
[Dm] Why do I cry [Eb] myself to sleep?
Somebody help me
[D] Somebody fix [Gm] me
Somebody save me
Send me [A] a sign guard
Give me some hope [D] here
Something to live for _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [D] _
_ [Gb] _ Ha [Eb]-ha
_ [A] Heather
_ _ [G] _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [D]
Heathers, they float above it [Gb] all
[Eb] I love _ [A]
Heather [G] Heather And [Gb] Heather
Heather, [Eb] head cheerleader
[A] Her dad is loaded
[G] He sells engagement rings [Gb] And Heather
Duke [Eb] runs the yearbook
No [A] discernible personality
But her mom did pay [G] for implants [Gb] And Heather
[Eb] And Heather Chandler [A] The almighty
[Abm] _ She is a mythic bitch
[A] _ _ [F] They're [G] solid Teflon Never bothered [F] Never harassed
I would [B] give anything to be [G] like that _
[C] I'd like to be their [G] boyfriend
That would be [C] beautiful
If I sat at their table, guys [G] would notice me So beautiful
I'd like them to be [F] nicer
[C] That would be [E] beautiful
I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Lemia's so 87
Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather
[F] Yeah, Heather, maybe I should
Ah, _ _ _ _ _ _ perhaps [Gb] you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting
You're late for [F] class
Heather wasn't [D] feeling well
We're helping her
Not [Fm] with that all
Bet you're not Week's detention
[D] Um, actually, Ms.
Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass
Yearbook committee
_ I see [F] you're all listed
[G] Hurry up and get where you're going
[D] _ _ [F] This is an excellent [G] forgery
Who are [D] you?
Uh, [F] Veronica [Dm] Sawyer
I crave a boon [D] What boon?
Um, [F] let [Dm] me sit at your table at [G] lunch just once, no talking [D] necessary
If people think you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone
_ Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes
[Eb] How about prescription?
Shut up, Heather Sorry, Heather
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone [A] structure
And a symmetrical face
If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching hats
That's very important
Of course you could stand to lose a few pounds
[Bb] And you know, you know, you know
This could be beautiful
Mascara, maybe some [F] lip gloss
And we're on our [Bb] way
Get this [F] girl some blush
[Bb] And, Heather, I need your rush
Let's make her [G] beautiful
Let's make her beautiful
Let's make her [E] beautiful
_ _ _ Okay [A] Okay
_ _ _ [Dm] Out of my way, [G] geek, I don't want trouble
[Dm] You're gonna die at [D] 3 p.m.
[Dm] Don't you dare touch me and [Em] get away, pervert
[Dm] What did I ever do [Eb] to them?
Who can survive this?
I [D] can't escape this
I need [A] to die, hey
Who's that [G] with Heather?
_ [D] Whoa _ _
_ _ _ Heather, Heather, [Bb] Heather
[D] And some _ _ _ _ _ _
Heather _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] Veronica?
[Bb] Veronica, _ Veronica, [Am] Veronica
_ [A] _ [Db] And you know
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
[Db] You hope, you dream
You [Ab] _ _ _
ask [Fm] me [Ebm] how it feels
[Db] God, _
_ _ _ [Bb] it's beautiful _
I might be _ beautiful
And [C] you're beautiful
_ _ It's a beautiful [F] frickin' day
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [F] Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, Veronica _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _