Chords for Bee Gees - Jokeful performances

Good morning and welcome to the midnight [G] special.
It's great to be back here again.
Fantastic.
Oh god, excuse me
_ [N] We've got a special treat for you this morning.
Very special treat.
We'd like to introduce you on
television for the very first time
Thank _ you for the very first time
Morris [Em] and his famous dummy
_ Morris's famous [B] dummy _
[Em] But crazy man Morris is famous dummy Donnie
[F] Here he is our first [G] guest Wilson picket _ _
They showed their appreciation after the show, you know, which has been incredible on this tour.
I'm leaving New York right through
Which of these you mean you tune?
_ You play bass you play bass guitar mainly right?
He plays bass
_ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [C] _
[D] _ [G] In _ _ _ _ Massachusetts see
the [Am] line _ [C] _ [G] has been seen
_ and the line
_ _ _ _ [C] the juice _
_ _ and [G] Massachusetts
_ [D]
it [G] was _ _ _ the scene
_ _ Thank _ [N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
you fellas, you want me to do it?
How would you like to introduce our next guest?
Please, please, please
But do you do you guys like I mean guys like T-bone Walker
Buddy Waters, Chuck Berry and Johnny Lee Hooker
Hang a down
Ah, what about Paul McCartney?
Paul McCartney sang the blues
No, dammit man, but he's British
_ _ Well, go on then, introduce him
But right now
Let's listen to the Steve Miller
Band
_ _ _ Come on in
Come on in
Alexander's Red Time Band
Come on in _
_ _ _ _ You've never heard before
_ _ [G] That's the best [C] band in the land
My honey hand
Come on along
_ Let's [B] take you by the [A#m] hand
Up through the man
Up through the man
Who's the leader of the [F] band
Now it's the one you hate
It's the one you [N] never play
_ [Fm] Come on in
Come on in
[C] _ Alexander's Red Time Band
Come on in
[G#m] _ [F] Alexander's Red Time [A#m] Band
Come on in
It's the best band in the [A] land
You've never [G#] heard before
_ _ [G] That's the best band in the land
My honey [G#] hand
Come on [B] along
Let's take you [Fm] by the [A#m] hand
Up through the man
Up through the man
Who's the leader of the band
[F] Now it's the one you hate
It's the one you never play
_ _ Come on in
Come on [F#m] in
Come on [D] in
[A] _ Alexander's [N] Red Time Band _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ Come on in
Alexander's Red Time Band [D] And now
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[G#] _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
Say [E] _ praise [A] Every day _ Every day [D] Every day
The _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] world _ [F#m] is right
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [A] Every day
[C] [Am] Every day
Dee dee dee dee dee
Dee dee [F] dee dee dee [Am] Dee dee
_ Dee dee
Dee dee dee dee dee [F] Dee dee
Dee dee dee dee dee
[Em]
Down the _ [D] _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[D] street
[A] I watch the [E] people
I've been by
[D] _ [Em] _ I used to [D] smile at _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [E] How can you win? _
_ _ _ _ [F#m] _ How can you stop the rain?
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _
_ [A] _ The [B] sun from shining
[F#m] What [B] makes the world [E] go _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ How can a loser _ _ _ _
[A] Be saved
[B] Let _ [A] _ _ [B] _
_ _ [F#m] _ [B] me live
[E] _
Again Now
_ _ _ Now
Now
_ [F#m] _ _ Please _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ [B] help me Men
[A] My [B] broken heart
[F#m] And [B] let me live [E] _ Again
Da da da da da
Da da da da
[G#m] Da _ [C#m] da da [E] da
_ Da da da da Da _ da Dee [N] dee Dee dee Thank _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
you
Before we say goodbye
_ We really want to thank [G#] all the fantastic guests
[Gm] It's _ _ _ [G#m] a real thrill
Hosting a Midnight Special again
It was really fantastic
You've been a really great audience
And we hope
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _