Chords for Belle and Sebastian - If You're Feeling Sinister - Bowlie Weekender, 25th April 1999

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_ _ _ _ [C#] _ [F#] _ _ _
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_ _ _ [B] Until he walked to his death because he thought it'd never [F#] feel this way again
If _ _ [B] he goes back to the house and into the home, but for [F#] what else could he do? _ _ _
_ _ [B] He wants to remember things exactly as he left them [F#] on that Sunday
_ And _
_ _ [D#m] if there was [B] something of the only kind who [F#m] cared about [G#m] it
All to be less for him than today, [A#m] _ [B] bound to be less for him than _ _ _ tomorrow _ _ _ _
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_ [D#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] Hillary walked to her death because she couldn't [F#] think of anything to say
Thought _ _
_ [B] _ _ that she was boring, but he [F#] never listened anyway
_ Nobody _
_ [D#m] _ was really saying anything of [F#] interest, she fell asleep _ _ _ _ _
[D#m] She was into listening and Bible studies, [F#m] not [G#m] everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me
[A#m] _
[B] A cup of tea she would admit to no one
[G#m] A cup of tea she would admit to me
[A#m]
A [B] cup of tea she would admit to no one
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_ [D#m] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _
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[D#m] Hillary went to the Catholic Church because she wanted [F#] _ information
She'd _ _ _
[D#m] pick her own whatever to do inside and gave her [F#] confirmation
_ _ _ _ The [D#m] _ _ _ _ church upon the hill [F#] is looking lovely
_ _ _ _ [D#m] But it doesn't interest [B] the only thing she wants to [G#] know is
I'm [G#m] lying, when and where to go
_ [A#] _
[B] I'm lying, when and where to follow _
[C#] I'm [G#m] lying, when and where to go _ _
[B] I'm lying, when and where to follow
[G#m] But if [D#m] you are feeling sinister, [C#] go off and see your minister
[B] He'll try in vain to take [F#] away the pain of being a hopeless _ unbeliever
_ When _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] she got back her spirituality was thrown into [B] confusion _ _ _ _ _
[F#] So she got a special deal on renting from the man of [B] _ rediffusion
_ Look _ _
[F#] at me, I'm on TV, it speaks of foolish shortcomings [B] of being poor
_ How _ _
[F#] many million pieces picked up for _ [G#m] deliberation by the people listening at home
[D#m] _
[B] By the people watching on the _ telly
[G#m] By the people singing [G#] at home
[A#] [B] By the people watching on the telly
But if [D#m] you are feeling [F#] sinister, [C#] go off and see your minister
[B] He'll try in vain to take [F#] away the pain of being a hopeless _ unbeliever
_ _ _ But [B] if you are _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D#m] _ _ _ feeling [F#] _ sinister, [C#] go off and see your minister
[B] The chances are you _ probably feel better
_ Say nothing [F#] when God's around _ _ _