Chords for Ben Caplan - 'Widow Bride'

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My son, you have been so [Bb] _ _
unwise
[Gm] _ _ Forgot to ask for my _ advice
_ If you wanna have a happy _ _ _ life
Get yourself a widow bride
Get yourself a widow [E] bride _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Cause [G] a widow bride has _ _ everything
[Gm] _ _
Her husband [A] couldn't take [Bb] with _ him
_ [A] A widow bride knows how [Gm] to do
_ _ Things you don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach [G] her to
[Gm] _ If _ _ [Bb] you want _ [Cm] a _ _ _ [Gm] happy _ _ life
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] Get yourself _ _ [Cm] a _ widow [G] _ _ _ bride _ _ _
_ _ King David was a [Bb] horny _ _ [Gm] king
Saw a subject that he was interested _ in
But her husband was a soldier _ _ fry
So he brought him to the [G] front of the _ _ _ _ _ _ battle _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] line
And _ _ the _ _ new queen, she had _
[Bb] _ everything
_ [Gm] _ Her husband couldn't take with _ _ him
_ _ _ A widow bride knows how to do _
_ Things you don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
If _ _ [Bb] you want _ [Cm] a _ _ _ [Gm] happy _ _ life _
Get _ _ _ [Bb] _ yourself _
_ [Cm] a _ _ [Gm] widow _ _ _ bride
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_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ Mamma [Em] Gabba was _ [Bb] _ _ seduced
By [G] Victoria and the language that she
_ _ _ _ She _ [A] _ _ _ said I'm looking for a strong [Bb] young _ [Gm] man
To match [B] up with these virgin _ _ _ lambs _ _ _
She [G] said that they were virgin _ _
_ [E] _ _ lambs _ _ _
[G] Canada had [A] _ _ [Bb] everything _
[Gm] _ Her [Bb] husband couldn't take with _ [Gm] him
But Canada knew how to do
_ _ Things you don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know how to teach her to
You don't know [Gb] how to teach her to
[Gm] If _ _ [Bb] you _ want _ [Cm] a _ _ happy [Gm] _ _
life
_ Get _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ yourself _ [Cm] a _ _ widow [Gm] _ bride _ _
_ If _ _ [Bb] you want _ [Cm] a _ _ [Gm] happy _ _ life
_ _ Get _ _ [Bb] _ yourself _ _ [Cm] a widow
_ [Gm] Get yourself a widow bride
Get yourself a widow bride
Get yourself a widow bride
Get yourself [A] a widow _ bride _ _ _ _
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